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¿Question #228001?
purplewurple: Wearing tiny European swim trunks when swimming with dolphins: what could go wrong?

MABBY: Underwater photos end up on social media and you'll never be free to walk in public without being recognized, again.
pricero1: Dolphins like to know if they're swimming with a guy or gal. Your trunks will leave them in no doubt... that you're a gal.
Ruesailmana: European swim trunks are a thing?
notafish: Blindness
0Shea0: Dolphin enamoration. Then inevitable broken heartedness. Nothing worse than a broken hearted dolphin.
Woelf: The dolphins drag you out to sea and then toss you around like a beach ball.