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¿Question #228100?
PolarDad: How do you avoid stains?

TomTi89: I begin to eat, but then my wife shoves a plate under my mouth or pushes me forward so I'm over a plate or table. I complain, saying I won't drop any of it. I proceed to eat, dropping food everywhere. No stains this time, but no thanks to me!
MABBY: Very poorly, from all empirical data collected on this subject.
RealGuest: Don't do anything. Stains are like scars. They are reminders of a story.
magikaru: Never put on clothes
pricero1: I wear an apron when I cook.