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¿Question #228159?
BOBBYCAN: What kind of voodoo, would you do, if you had a pricero (yes, that rhymes), cardboard cutout doll to stick pins into?

TomTi89: Firstly I would place a pentagram of candles around the doll. Then, at the cutout's feet I would place a box containing one mango, a can of Coke, and a bottle of red wine. I would also place a cardboard cutout of Judi Dench, such that the two are facing each other. I would shout "come to me, Lord of the Isle of Wight, resident of the upside-down house, doctor of chemistry, and show me the way!" and then wait, either for the cardboard figures to come to life, for pricero to teleport there, or for him to make the journey from his house to mine. No pins involved.
Woelf: Poke him in the mango.
pricero1: Hey, cutouts have feelings too!
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