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¿Question #228346?
Derang3d: Which fish would be the best to use in melee combat?

ThroughTheDeckGlass: If I have a well insulated glove (and other protective clothing), and an eel is a fish, then an electric eel might be a 1 shot slapdown.
mattomaw: A bream would give maximum splat factor.
Woelf: A herring! *dramatic music*
Phil%20Fleischmann: A pike, obviously.
0Shea0: Hit my son with a salmon within this very hour. It was on the end of my line and id lept and got him in the chest. Twas hilarious. 5/5 stars would hit son with salmon again.
Derang3d: I've always been partial to slapping people around a bit with a large trout. @Grim: Excellent, exactly what I was thinking about ^^.
TheGrimReeple: I went in search of expert advice. Here's what I found: https://youtu.be/YLdK9zaLaG8?t=87
PolarDad: Lionfish...you can't get near it!
MABBY: A swordfish. Touche!!