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¿Question #228436?
pricero1: How would you defend yourself from attack by rampaging emus?

purplewurple: You can kill two birds with one stone; imagine what you could do with a whole stack of them!
TheGrimReeple: Perhaps we should be concerned over how frequently I suggest the Ripley Manoeuvre. But we've learned from the First Emu War. Take off. Nuke the sight from orbit. Only way to be sure.
TomTi89: *looks up their stats* wait, over five feet tall?! Basic kicks aren't going to work here. I'm going to have to rely on the 6 months or so of Taekwondo I did about 8 years ago. Gonna get some of these crazy emus with flying spin kicks!
Jedadeana: A castle with moat and drawbridge sounds good
mattomaw: I would ostrichdite them.
MABBY: A banana. Or a pointed stick.
Woelf: Emmanuel, don’t do it!