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¿Question #228656?
mattomaw: You are making a steak and kidney pie but realise you have no kidney. What do you substitute for the kidney in the hope that the diners do not notice?

pricero1: Ox liver works well.
MABBY: Actual meat. The diners rejoice afterwards, calling it the best they've ever had. Kidneys are never heard from again.
ThroughTheDeckGlass: 1 less diner. Problem solved; plenty of kidney.
Derang3d: You mean you have no kidney to spare, I hope?
Woelf: Bacon, which is also substituted even if kidney is plentiful.
PolarDad: How about a nice chicken pot pie instead?
TomTi89: I'll have you know, I actually have two kidneys! Now, where exactly should I begin cutting?!