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¿Question #2287?
thoia: Given that God is infinite... and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?

Woelf: No.
BOBBYCAN: Could God make a universe so big that even He sometimes forgets where he put his car keys?
imyourskribe: this question makes no sense. sorry!
jcaraway: sure
Randy Cox: What's a teacake?
abnormallyramsey: Only if there is an infinite supply of it.
xofour: not now, going to bed & stuff. but thanks.
GrimJester: thanks
Cringing Dragon: The cake is a lie. Toasting it does not alter this.
Jythier: No, but thank you for asking.
ricardofo: God is infinite. The universe I am not sure. Yes, thanks.
Head_Rat: God doesn't exist and the universe isn't infinite so no, I wouldn't :P
cgund: I reject the givens, but a teacake sounds lovely, tyvm.
milhouse46: I don't accept the postulates
vandemonium: No, but I'd love a scone.
waza: No, nor any other toasted bakery items
DKahnt: yes
lastalchemist: Your argument is logical, it is premise A that I have a problem with
arkibet: no
kingmaker fan: Nope.
ciscokidnj: the universe is like a doughnut, so no tea cakes please
Myrdin T Sasnak: Hmmm, I have never had a toasted teacake. May I try one?
Greedo: I forget.
DHEK: Sure. Never tried that before.
spamwise: No thanks.
aleo09: no
Numskull: Yes, please. Pass the boysenberry jam. (You heard me. Boysenberry!)
POvidiusNaso: Sure.
thegroff: No! Never ever! God is not infinite. It is inexistent :)
MightyMike: Your question is false
dmomo: Nah
DoctorWu: I think you are looking for either Blue or 7.....
Son of Murray: Anytime's a good time for cake!
erikk: No, that doesn't sound very tasty
Task: Absolutely.
Shotmagnet: no, not really. I just had lunch
TamiWhitsett: no thanks, I just ate.
Jet Jaguar: I am an atheist, and would therefore prefer a crumpet.
Loquutus: No, no, and yes.
Chris Page: Asking questions like that will just get you crushed.
LemonyFresh: not right now, thank you
bigbadsteve: no, i finished my tea already. should have asked earlier
confuse_a_cat: What are the cardinalities of these infinities? And yes, send some of that teacake this way.
TaliaIsabelle: Not right now
jasta6: Sure................
Cyberjunk: How big is it?
shebby: yes please, and some double cream on top!
darthcliff: . . . 42 . . . 42. . . .
GI Joe: The universe is not infinite; and I'd love one.
kimapesan: I'd prefer broiled, please.
javelin98: Yes, please. With jam, if you have some.
Jim_P: Sounds yummy
jellospike: yes please
GrandpaDave: Sure
Karlsen: Yes please
scriptorum: Toasted teacake is infinite, but God and the universe are very small.
Mikebegeta: i would love one
mrbeankc: Yes please
ValJor: Even though I don't agree with your assumptions, yes, I would like the teacake, please
Lord_Prussian: Yes, I'd try one.
Snappatoon: That would be most agreeable
ThatFalafelGirl: NO! and no smeggin' flapjacks
hobbes_inc: untoasted please
Belash: i would have sworn that this was a question by chaddyboy...
yossarians: what the heck, sure
2amp: please
HBGlover: Woah there buddy. I think the currently accepted theory is that the universe is finite.
jens_hoppe: Yes, please.
xlorp: And a cup of tea
KnobDoctor: How far away is it?
snoozefest: i challenge your assumptions
MisterCranky: I reject the assertions.
djlg: No. And I don't want a bloody waffle either.
ekted: I would like something entirely and completely un-bready!
skelebone: Yes thanks. Do you have jam?
erli: Ah, if God is infinite doesn't that mean everything else is finite...including the answer to this question
AWildEep: yes. It helps understand the scope of things
gnomehome: You make a lot of assumptions
puffinge: All tribute questions should be marked as such.
toulouse: No thanks.
Windopaene: Cake or Death?
AlorielLelyn: If God is infinite, omniescient, omnipresent and omnipotent, then why suffer evil to exist? If he is omnipotent, he could eliminate evil in the blink of an eye - yet he does not. Why not? I therefore question his omnipotence. If he is omnipresent, then evil is also him. Why do we worship someone who is evil? Therefore I question his omnipresence. If he is omniescient, why didn't he see evil coming and put a stop to it? Therefore I question his omniescience. The only reason why any being with infinite power would suffer evil is if he himself was also evil, or that he is ambivalent. Either way, why do we worship him? ....I do not.
Spielfreak: no
Tim Synge: I accept both these premises - yes please.
CDRodeffer: No, thanks.
jttm: Uhhh... no... are you a disciple of chaddyboy?
chaddyboy_2000: Yeah, sounds good.