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¿Question #229005?
purplewurple: The Sundered Land Game 35 [8]. The ancient pod-dwellers mindlessly strike the barricaded gate with their fleshy tentacles. Hoping they don't hear me over their own noise, I pick up a claw hammer and start working on the workshop's back door. Soon I have made an opening, and usher the camel calf outside into the bitter cold. I give it a moment to adjust to the temperature and wind - trusting it inherited its mother's cold resistance - before I make it kneel down so I can climb on its back. What surprising thing do I learn about the rapidly matured Bactrian beast?

purplewurple: The gods have spoken! Dice were rolled, and Shea spoke loudest! BRAP!
MABBY: It is bacon-flavoured. p.s. Forget the random dice, Matt's is the best answer by far.
RealGuest: It's rocket powered. And it's name is Sammy.
TheGrimReeple: It has a second head growing, Kuato-style, from one of its humps. It's fully sentient and capable of speech. And while it's willing to help you, it's going to expect something in return.
0Shea0: Farts! Loud ones! The kind of farts that will make a sneaky noiseless exit utterly impossible!!!!! This growing beast kneels down and the pressure on its gut releases a giant's tuba worth of bass, tearing through the ear and deafening your eardrum!
Woelf: The spontaneous birthing process also changes its species. You're on a horse.
magikaru: It can fly! Unfortunately it’s also kind of slippery.
oriecat: She has some porcupine DNA in her and all of her spikes come out at once when a rider gets on. And they are deadly.
Derang3d: Her long eyelashes can be used as emergency lockpicks - but only when it's freezing..
Jedadeana: That it shrinks down in the cold (a lot!)
pricero1: It has the hots for you. It really wants you to ride it. And I mean ride it.
BOBBYCAN: The camel is very intelligent, and capable of speech. "You're not riding me anywhere, buddy", she says, and bucks you off. She then trots off at high speed back to the village that you stole her mom from.
mattomaw: It has two large humps, one filled with coke, one filled with pepsi.