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¿Question #229007?
pricero1: The bad news is that you will be turned into a sausage. The good news is that you can choose the type of sausage and how you'll be cooked and eaten. What will you choose?

TomTi89: I'll be the specialty vintage human sausage. Only prepared after death from age / natural causes. This will allowe me to live my full life, and the aliens or cannibals will pay a premium. Plus, I won't care what's happened to me after I've already passed, so it's a win for all.
BOBBYCAN: Bologna. I love bologna sandwiches.
mattomaw: I would be a large one and be eaten by insane German cannibals. "I hope I'm tasty!".
TheGrimReeple: Being turned into sausage is the wurst.
Derang3d: Rookworst, on stampot. (so traditional smoked sausage, on potatoes with veggies mashed through.)