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purplewurple: The Sundered Land Game 35 [10]. There is a whole town on top of the Cradle towers, invisible from he ground level! Looking at the towers around me I see workshops, a forge, offices, a sauna, and on the one I am currently on, a recently opened supermarket with frosted over balloons and a welcome sign. There are no walkways between the towers, but then, the Knights Custodian can fly. With no Knights in sight, I decide to pay a visit to the supermarket, hoping to find a repair kit for my Heatpak vented bodyskin. What greets me as I enter the automatic doors?

purplewurple: The gods have spoken! Dice were rolled, and MABBY spoke loudest! Yum!
BOBBYCAN: Cold, thin air, as the Knights shut off the holographic projectors and the store vanishes. You hang in mid-air for a few seconds, then break the fourth wall and frown, running in place, then you beging falling, making a whistling sound on the long, long way down till you hit with a crash. When the dust clears all that's left is a Wile E. Coyote shaped hole.
RealGuest: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition (at Aldi)
0Shea0: A knight custodian's butt! And it's loaded!!!
TheGrimReeple: A Greet-O-Matic 3000 android. While its cheerful tone and friendly words are exactly what you'd expect from a Greet-O-Matic, the fact that it's advancing towards you with a knife raised threateningly suggests that it may be malfunctioning. That and the blood.
pricero1: The Grim Reaper from Oregon.
magikaru: Fantastic Deals! Unbelievable Prices! So many wonderful products that you completely forget what your original goal was… FOREVER
Jedadeana: Mutant Ninja Turtles (not teenagers, they seem middle aged)
PolarDad: An assistant manager named Karl who invites you in and gives you a tour of the new store. He then leads you to a blood soaked aisle. He stops halfway down the aisle and asks you if you would like to see a demonstration of the kitchen cutlery they have for sale. His left eye begins to twitch as he awaits your answer.
mattomaw: A man approaches and introduces himself. "Welcome! I am Aldie! The owner of this store" he croons, before shrieking in a most terrifying cackle "AND YOU SHALL BE GOING AWAY!!!! NNYAHH HHAAH HHAAAAHHH!!!" as he opens his magic Bag of Oblivion.
mattomaw: A man approaches and introduces himself. "Welcome! I am Aldie!" he croons, before shrieking in a most terrifying cackle "AND YOU SHALL BE GOING AWAY!!!! NNYAHH HHAAH HHAAAAHHH!!!".
Woelf: A large figure wearing a bunny suit waits inside, with a large smile on its face. It's wearing a store nametag that says "My name is Casey, how may I help you today?". Casey unsheathes a large bladed weapon, and says, "It's time to slash prices... and customers.". The doors slam closed behind, and you hear the click of a latch. Wait a minute... Casey... K.C.... Knight's Custodian...? IT'S A TRAP!
MABBY: The smell of freshly baked bread and pastries actually knocks you down to your knees, and you begin to drool uncontrollably.
Derang3d: A fart! But one of sufficient foulness that it corrodes metals and cloth as quickly as burning acid. Doesn't disperse quickly, either.
Derang3d: A fart! But one of sufficient foulness that it corrodes metals and cloth as quickly as burning acid.