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purplewurple: The Sundered Land Game 35 [11]. I didn't realize how hungry I was until the scent of baked goods hits my nostrils. Inside the door is a stack of trays with sweet and savory rolls, warm and fresh. I start munching on the delicious treats immediately. I'm halfway through my sixth roll before I realize that the presence of freshly baked buns means that the town isn't unoccupied like I thought. I quickly grab an armful of bread and head for the door. Do I make it out of the supermarket in time, or am I spotted? By whom?

purplewurple: The gods have spoken! Dice were rolled, and oriecat spoke loudest!
BOBBYCAN: Carrying your warm bread out the door you see a helicopter, piloted and ready to take you to safety. As you climb into the warm passenger compartment you remember something about the Knight Custodian being powerful at mind control, but you decide that's not important right now as the helicopter takes off.
pricero1: You're spotted by a Dalmation, which is kinda strange.
magikaru: Let me get this straight. There’s a bunch of freshly baked food inside a seemingly empty building and you don’t even stop for a moment to think about whether this could be a trap? Yeah, it’s a trap. The doors have been locked and won’t open. The chemicals inside the laced buns are starting to make you feel weak. A knight appears into view, slow-clapping at your blunder.
Woelf: In your haste and hunger, you completely forgot that you had a severe gluten allergy. You double over before even making it back to the door, and writhe in agony as your body tears itself apart from the inside. A minimum-wage employee returning from their lunch break finds your still warm body some 20 minutes later, and "reports" it to their supervisor (who they hate) over an hour later when directly and specifically asked why there's another corpse in aisle 2 and why hasn't it been cleaned up yet. The employee begrudgingly goes to get a mop.
Woelf: In your haste and hunger, you completely forgot that you had a severe gluten allergy. You double over before even making it back to the door, and writhe in agony as your body tears itself apart from the inside. A minimum-wage employee returning from their lunch break finds your still warm body some 20 minutes later, and "reports" it to their supervisor (who they hate) over an hour later when specifically and directly asked why there's another corpse in aisle 2 and why hasn't it been cleaned up yet. The employee begrudgingly goes to get a mop.
Woelf: In your haste and hunger, you completely forgot that you had a severe gluten allergy. You double over before even making it back to the door, and writhe in agony as your body tears itself apart from the inside. A minimum-wage employee returning from their lunch break finds your still warm body some 20 minutes later, and "reports" it to their supervisor (who they hate) over an hour later when specifically and directly asked why there's a corpse in aisle 2.
Woelf: In your haste and hunger, you completely forgot that you had a severe gluten allergy. You double over before making it back to the door, and writhe in agony as your body tears itself apart from the inside. A minimum-wage cashier returning from a smoke break finds your still warm body some 20 minutes later, and "reports" it to their supervisor (who they hate) an hour later when specifically and directly asked why someone left a corpse in the front entrance.
Derang3d: Camera's have been following your every move, and it's only now you realize. They aren't cameras. And they aren't smiling.
MABBY: David Tennant waves to you as you leave. You are wondering if you've been dropped into a Doctor Who time loop, when Kirk, Spock, and Scotty all materialize a few feet away from you. Were those buns pyschoactive or something?
oriecat: The baker spots you and stuffs you into the oven.
RealGuest: Store security spots you and stops you before you get out. Pay up, bub.