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purplewurple: The Sundered Land Game 35 [12]. Before I make it to the door, I hear a shout behind me. "My buns! Thief!" I drop the bread on the floor and slowly back away towards the door. A scowling baker marches straight towards me. How are they armed or equipped?

purplewurple: The gods have spoken! Dice were rolled, and TheGrimReeple spoke loudest! Welcome to the pantheon, Grim!
MABBY: She rushes toward you with nothing but her ample (and heaving) bosom flouncing around. She could take someone's eye out with one of those; including her own!
BOBBYCAN: She's carrying a chain and two padlocks. She quickly wraps one end of the chain around you and locks it, then leads you downstairs to the basement where she locks the other end of the chain to a furnace.
Woelf: The baker is holding a baguette. You're relieved until they start stabbing you with it, because that baguette is several weeks old, is hard as a rock, and the end has been honed into a razor-sharp point.
mattomaw: She marches up the central aisle toward you, grabbing the most useful available instrument of death - one of those mini chainsaws on a stick used for trimming high branches. As she approaches, the baker seems to get distracted. First by the 90 degree welding magnets, then by the two for one offer on mini tool boxes. Her DIY instincts begin to take over, and then she sees the bumper pack of assorted screws for a mere 2.99! There is befuddlement in the baker's eyes as they struggle to remember why they are holding this chainsaw! BUT --- BUNS! A baker's pride is in there buns! It overwhelms the desire to buy cheap affordable tools that will never get used and she rushes at you with their chainsaw, whilst picking up a large bottle of patio weedkiller at a stunning price of 1.49!
mattomaw: They march up the central aisle toward you, grabbing the most useful available instrument of death - one of those mini chainsaws on a stick used for trimming high branches. As they approach the baker seems to get distracted. First by the 90 degree welding magnets, then by the two for one offer on mini tool boxes. Their DIY instincts begin to take over, and then they see the bumper pack of assorted screws for a mere 2.99! There is befuddlement in the baker's eyes as they struggle to remember why they are holding this chainsaw! BUT --- BUNS! A baker's pride is in there buns! It overwhelms the desire to buy cheap affordable tools that will never get used and they rush at you with their chainsaw, whilst picking up a large bottle of patio weedkiller at a stunning price of 1.49!
pricero1: It's either a very hard baguette or he's inexplicably pleased to see you.
TheGrimReeple: With a submachine bun.
Derang3d: A big rolling pin in one hand, dripping with strawberry jam. An oversized electrical bread knife in the other.