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¿Question #229667?
Grimsalt: If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?

pricero1: In Canada you get to die in two languages.
Derang3d: Only if you eat from their food or drink from their wine.
ocdspectrum: Who do you think you are? The Canadian pricero?
PolarDad: Canadians never die. They just stop apologizing.
Grimsalt: A lot of Canadians are dying to go to Florida.
RealGuest: If your chest is still hurting, you should probably see somebody about that
Woelf: Is it even possible to die in Canada? You have a functional health care system and so few mass shootings that they actually still make the news when they happen. Maybe the occasional moose attack, or things get a little rough at a hockey game or something?
MABBY: Yes, but you may be forced to wait for up to 6 months to make sure that you aren't just frozen stiff.