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purplewurple: The Sundered Land Game 35 [15]. Unfortunately, the baker knows a thing or two about nuclear science, which as it turns out, is two more things than I do. I don't understand half the words she's using, but the way she scoffs as she speaks about "critical" and "mass" tells me that the object I'm threatening her with is more fizzle than fissile. In the middle of a detailed explanation about excited nuclei the baker's look turns even more triumphant and I realize she's looking over my shoulder. I quickly turn around. I am standing face to face with two Knights Custodian, and they don't look happy. What do they look like?

purplewurple: I finished the previous session reports. You can find them here: https://boardgamegeek.com/forum/1433839/doomed-pilgrim-ruins-future/sessions // The gods have spoken! Dice were rolled, and Woelf spoke loudest!
PolarDad: your mom
xofour: somebody stuck a duck in their lederhosen
TheGrimReeple: The most heavily armed furries you've ever seen. The big one seems to prefer bladed weapons, the little one has a plasma blaster.
0Shea0: You'll never know. They severe your head from your body before you can process it.
Derang3d: They look like a 10 year old's self-made robot costume - but somehow they feel a lot more threatening as they raise their toaster hands. Red light starts to glow...
pricero1: They look, respectively, like thunder and lightening, but without the charm.
RavingLoon: You can tell they're on the radiation cleanup team, as they both look less like humans and more like faintly glowing fluorescent yellow blobs, clothed in lime green jumpsuits and holding pikes with mops on the other ends.
MABBY: Mad as hell; male, 6'-0" and 6'-2" respectively, medium build. As they advance toward you, you experience a coughing fit. They instantly stop, then turn around, running and screaming "COVID! COVID!" in high girl-y voices.
RealGuest: They are somewhere between a 40k Terminator and someone in full power armor in Fallout--they look like just one of them would be enough to end this game pretty quickly.
magikaru: Harry and Marv from Home Alone. “Gotcha kid!”
Woelf: Based on the name you expected gleaming armor plates, swords, and shields, but instead... they look like totally non-descript service workers, people you could have (and likely have) passed by countless times without noticing, if it wasn't for what they were carrying. One has dozens of screwdrivers and wrenches attached to various belts and bandoliers. The other carries a simple push broom, and has what appears to be a toilet plunger holstered to their back. Both are wearing blue rubber gloves. All of their tools are covered with blood.
Jedadeana: They are Statler and Waldorf, from The Muppets