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¿Question #2313?
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Jbrady: Cant i do both
aleo09: ok
Woelf: I never knew that Jessica Alba had a knight. She hides it very well, apparently.
Randy Cox: Well, neither is high on my Chess ladder, but I can't decide between the well used and the drug-preserved.
senorcoo: The latter.
Spirit of 70: I'd rather pin Jessica's knight.
Felimid: The latter.
xofour: I don't play chess thank you.
fnord23: Alba
GrimJester: ha ha ha, funny
corross: Well, in order to assess these options, I'd have to know which Olsen twin, wouldn't I? Honestly!
KilgoreTroutman: pin JA's knight
vandemonium: Alba's knight needs to be castled or something... I'm just the man to do it too.
cgund: You really need to stop. Gross.
WatchmanX2000: um.
Zarion of Arabel: alba
jannelle: There's nothing to fork with the Olson twins.
scriptorum: Oh pinning, most definitely. Alba is adorable. Besides, the bishops are already probably forking the Olson twins.
chockle: I'd play all 3 of them blindfolded.
clockwirk: yikes
ZeroZilla: Strategically, I believe the former is more useful.
bigbadsteve: the latter
klellingson: Pin Jessica Alba's knight.
matthan: Mister Cranky, I think you at the wrong website.
DHEK: Pin Jessica Alba's knight. The Olsen twins are kinda really scrawny and skinny that it's a bit too... creepy.
elirlandes: Oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear.
WalkerRedEye: who are these people?
vampywife: neither.
eddyspaghetti: Jessica Alba's knight.
POvidiusNaso: Alba.
xdelamuertex: King takes bishops two to knight 1
stevegamer: Tough one.
MarvelNemesis: Jessica Alba!
ZiggyZambo: Pin her knight
W Eric Martin: Can I boink Keira Knightley instead?
Langoroth: What are you talking about?
Cromaa: Oooohhhh....Jessica Alba......ooohhhhh.....Dark Angel of mine...ooohhhhh....sorry
FrozenHoHos: Mmmm...Dark Angel.
Avatar_69: Hmmm. I'll take Jessica :-)
fulgor2140: neither of them
bluebehir: Who? Wha? I don't know who they are, or what I'm doing in this strange place.
jcbpereira: Remember - no forking the Olson twins while they're underage!
LemonyFresh: Hmpf.
Kazin: Is this a sex question or a chess question?
brainrob: Who?
bekudno: I don't much care for chess.
korppu: Alba
confuse_a_cat: Why would any of them be playing chess with me? In any case, it would probably be situational. In a closed game, a knight pin would be great if I could win the knight. In an open game, removing a bishop would likely be a good move.
Werebear: Not sure who you're talking about?
Great Dane: I don't understand the question
Loquutus: Only if it was both twins at once. Otherwise Jessica Alba.
Yollege: Jessica Alba's Knight
Regault: alba
xlorp: It's good to be the King!
GrandpaDave: I hate chess
Dante_Cubit: Olsens. Two for the price of one chess piece.
ValJor: I'm not sure I understand the question, but I'd go for the twins
CharlieWonka: Pin jessica albas knight
Belash: olsen
Karlsen: Pinning the knight is a classier move, or so Daughter the Elder informs me.
Lord_Prussian: The latter
Nomadik: what?
The Unbeliever: 42
skrutsch: C. None of the above
TamiWhitsett: Jessica Alba
peterk: Don't wanna play chess with either
2amp: ahh, yes
snoozefest: ja
nexttothemoon: Olson Twins anyday...skinny but very doable.
skelebone: Whichever gets them naked the fastest.
puffinge: I'm calling sexual innuendo on this one.
fizzix: I don't know much about chess but I would ship my corn on either.
djlg: Who?
gnomehome: Here we go.
jttm: Uhh, bishops? That sounds kinda wrong
kennyb: can i do both in the same game?
AlorielLelyn: .....
Asmoridin: What? Are these sexual references?
CDRodeffer: Sigh. Who are these people?
chaddyboy_2000: I'll pin the knight I guess.