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¿Question #2379?
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Felimid: I give the duck a lightsabre and I give the dachsund a blaster. Then I stand back and watch.
Geosphere: Lord no, I wouldn't want to get bitten by either
weed131: yes
Jean_Leviathan: Yes, I do!
1nf1n1ty: I choose to punt!
arkibet: yes, that duck might hurt that poor dachsund!
Spirit of 70: No.
Nikku: yes
atrium: yes, to make sure the dachsund doesn't choke on it
J.L.Robert: Why?
Kyle Smith: I'm sure the duck had it coming.
DiscoveryGirls: Yes, while being precausious.
Dieselboater: naw - the duck will probably win.
ZargonDDG: No.
caylott: Only if the chicken says it's okay.
Chazar: Sure. Someone has to help the poor dachshund!
ronster0: yes
ZiggyZambo: No
DHEK: If it won't endanger myself and if the duck isn't mortally wounded or dying already, I'll interfere. Otherwise, I'll just observe from a safe distance.
Chad Jensen: Is the duck winning or losing? And what would it taste like with garlic and orange?
arkestra: No. There's nothing better than a "Duck-sound"!
mellie1983: Maybe. Maybe not. ;)
POvidiusNaso: Absolutely. Ducks should only be eaten by people and cannibal ducks.
aleo09: no way.
Geosmores: yes
herman_the_german: Wait for the kill. Then eat the loser.
Twkw: Is it hot out? Nothing I like more than a hot dog.
duLac956: Depends on how comical it is.
erikk: Can I place a bet first?
Dorque: Circle of life.
heli: I was in a similar situation back during high school when the neighbor's dog broke into our chicken house and had been savaging the chickens. I had just got home and felt within my rights to do anything I liked to that dog, which I, carrying a heavy iron crow bar, cornered inside the hen house. But surprise! I found I couldn't bring myself to hurt that dog even though that had been my intention. So I picked up a couple of fence sections to form a moving partition and herded the dog out of there instead.
Avatar_69: Yes. I hate dachsunds.
dragonewtking: of course - I would offer arms to the highest bidder
vampywife: I would try to scare the dachsund away.
CunningGabe: If by "intervene" you mean "take bets on the fight", then yes.
Nekura: Yes
kroxldyphivc: No.
Ebon Wendigo: Nope
timsteen: hmmm. probably not. a duck is not worth a bite.
Monday Bio: I save the daschund.
RyanMC: Yes
gr8lookinguy: I don't really know.
bigbadsteve: nah, i had a bad experience with a duck once
Kazin: What's a dachsund?
Connal: Probably. Depends on who's winning.
janiera: Yes
brainrob: Yep - can't beat some crispy aromatic for dinner
scriptorum: No, the dachsund and the duck are natural enemies. I don't want to imbalance the ecology.
blunxy: Is the duck armed?
MisterCranky: Of course not--I framed the question, therefore I take the role of "The Watcher", merely recording events of galactic import, never involving myself in the actual cataclysms.
ping9x: No, why bother?
Fawkes: Yes.
Tushratta: Yes. I'd help the Dachsund.
Loquutus: Only if I was in the mood for duck.
jellospike: I run away and stumble on a chest containing $100 000.
dietevil: Most likely, yes.
GI Joe: Sure
Null Signature: Of qUaCk course.
GrandpaDave: No. Never mess with mother nature.
djfilms: no
xlorp: There's good eating on both of those.
matthew.marquand: Heck yes....ducks are dangerous
ValJor: Yes, I would chase the dog away
mrbeankc: No, I start taking bets
Belash: no, i place bets
BaSL: call the police!
yoacusna: Why? What would be the point? I just run away from the dachsund before it gets tired with the duck and notices me.
Lord_Prussian: unlikely
JimPAX: No. But when the dachsund wins, I beat the crap out of it and have crispy duck in a dachsund sauce for dinner.
dakarp: Let nature take its course.
Randy Cox: Probably. Kicking a dog and having a valid reason for doing so would be so neat.
AWildEep: If I knew what it was, maybe.
2amp: no, they'll both turn on me
rdmasters: Depends on the species of duck.
Gecko23: Nope. They can settle their own beef.
Mike A: I would probably watch in awe. Then throw rocks at them.
meshuggener: If the duck is actually fighting instead of getting mauled, I'd probably sit back and watch. That's some duck!
Gargoyle: Probably. But what is a dachsund?
r2mites: Is the duck white or yellow?
erli: Yeah, I kick both of their asses
puffinge: I film it.
SwedeLad: I let the duck continue kicking the dachsund's ass.
Karlsen: Only if the duck's name is Howard
melissa: no
skrutsch: Of course.
hakko504: Why-a-duck?
Jern: Yes
kennyb: no...i hate ducks...i'd cheer for the under-weiner dog
skelebone: Naw, that's high-class entertainment.
snoozefest: yes
gnomehome: Go canaries !
CortexBomb: Only if I'm armed with a sizeable quantity of rotten prosciutto
djlg: Yes since I would expect the duck to be native wildlife and the dachsund certainly isn't.
jttm: I suppose.
AlorielLelyn: Yes
chaddyboy_2000: No.
CDRodeffer: No
Spielfreak: Pretzel vs. AFLAC? I probably would watch (I've never seen a dachsund attack ANYTHING), and then toss a rock towards the dog to distract it.