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Felimid: Turbo C++.
Cringing Dragon: CroC++ {misanthropy on} ?grammar_correct -> sulk ?grammar_incorrect -> print harsh_words {misanthropy off} !WAIT NO¡ {misanthropy on.persist}
TiwazTyrsfist: Ork
peapicker: int main(int argc, char **argv){ char *langIWouldKnow="C"; fprintf(stdout,"I would know %s\n", langIWouldKnow); return EXIT_SUCCESS; }
dedbob: car(car(cdr(car(cdr(cdr(car('lisp?)))))))
MamaRat: I'd like to know the language that de-programs Zedsdead's libido, so I could get a moment's peace now and then. But after 11 years, I despair of there being such a language, so I'll take whichever one would get me paid the most.
Nikku: ruby, no discussion needed
Volfield: C++
alpha_ori: Haskell, just because it's cool.
engdy: Perl - it does everything, in any way you want it to.
bulldozers: Binary
milhouse46: Java
MichaelB: Java
pounddog: DONUT++. Sample code: 10 Eat Donut. 20 Reset Donut. 30 Goto 10 + Hunger.
tragicpoet: html
aleo09: none.
wwscrispin: C#
xofour: This is an obvious question. Perhaps not to the gurus amongst us. But to those of us who no nothing of programing languages, it would be simplex. sample is: me: "What is 2+2" Computer: "4" Me:" I need a program that will chart these paramaters on a monthly basis. Total sales, repeat sales, new sales, expense account, reported conferences. " Or I can say I want a game which takes 2 players, has a 27 total space movement board, has dice, has cards, has only a 5% total determination for wins. is easy enough for a 6 year old to learn, but will entertain a 46 year old. " Thati s my programming language. One that wil just take your needs and do what needs to be done. With exceptions.
DHEK: Oh I dunno... Java, maybe? Or whatever is the hottest one out there right now. For programming games.
BobMaysJr: Fortran - I loved Fortran!
Boomer: Algol 68
GrimJester: TNT
Thesp: I would know biotic code, and genetically engineer people to be worthy game competition for me!
Munchkin_Micih: Basic
brainrob: VB.NET is fine, thanks
vampywife: "stares blankly at the question"
BradH: BASIC
ibemichael: Good ol' C
mats-k: Python
WatchmanX2000: too late, already have 22 under my belt.
Chris Page: LOGO.
Deeghter: Don't know any, not even by name! So I can't name one!
wolver: Telekinetics, I think, the pc does it
Great Dane: PL1
jasta6: "C"
_Kael_: ........ . . ......... ..... .. ..... .. ... ... .
Cerebus: #!/usr/bin/env python
scriptorum: Lisp++, it's coded entirely with parentheses. Here's hello world: (()())())()(((()()()))
javelin98: Flash
puffinge: I would choose Crank. MrC = 8/0
slapdash: orange
fizzix: OMNICODE : X = whatever I want it to be ; Run X
Lord_Prussian: I dunno, assembly language?
skrutsch: Telepathy: (That's the same as 10 Print BGG 20 Goto 10.)
Nomadik: Fortran
davedanger: 10 begin 20 input "i am a dork",xx$ 30 Print "I am a dork" 60 goto 1
dakarp: If I'm allowed to know it well enough, I suppose I could go with Machine
Gecko23: Python. It already does 90% of everything I'll ever need a programming language for.
bluebehir: while code permission < code availabilty code (merge Value) = geek
heli: it's tricky because is html a language? Java perhaps
ValJor: Cobol. It's almost English...
Belash: i can learn a programming language?
gahmt: 1+1=2 ;-)
djlg: English. A new programming language which uses common language and works! This is sample code.
melissa: 10 PRINT "HELLO";
snoozefest: the human code (there was a book about it ... what was that book??). xnorpt
skelebone: Basic -- 10 Eat; 20 Yumm.
Wanax: 00101110
erli: HTML
kimapesan: Java
gnomehome: Java
MisterCranky: Geez, I haven't a clue, but it would never, ever be cockmaster....
jttm: try(if system.status = wnd_OK then call bsod() else call bsod()) catch (call bsod())
AlorielLelyn: C++, because that's the standard used by everyone anyway.
chaddyboy_2000: I would know cockmaster. Here's a sample. ( ))////////D
CDRodeffer: English
Spielfreak: Perl