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¿Question #2544?
reddogfive: Why doe it hurt when i pee?

Svengaard: Because you're peeing on an electric fence?
Felimid: Idiot. You broke it.
Woelf: Don't pull so hard. Actually, why are you pulling at all?
TiwazTyrsfist: That's a discussion to have with your doctor. Now take these pennicillan capsules till it stops.
Spirit of 70: I do not know, but you should ask your physician.
pwilz: I'm not a doctor.
xofour: Wow, bambi fixation? pervert
Karlsen: because you didn't listed to Ren & Stimpy's advice - "Don't wiz on the electric fence!"
DerDa: You should see a doctor with that, not some random geeks who don't want to see you pee.
Fred West III: VD?
Der Ubermolch: Zappa fan or odd coincidence? You be the judge.
Cringing Dragon: That's a bad sign. What have you been up to?
Frubgarde: Have you been at the Crew Sluts?
Aljovin: Don't pee on live wire...
waza: I think you should go as a doctor that question
Geosmores: See a doctor
LilRed: You got a cystitis or a std.
El Hidalgo: V.D.
Dale-not-Chip: And they it's not the size that matters.
DHEK: Maybe you've got kidney stones or something. I'd advise seeing a doctor very soon.
ZiggyZambo: poor decisions on your part
Onionking: Chylamidia
Eric Haas: Don't pee.
aleo09: yikes,
scriptorum: Because paper clips are intended to clip PAPER.
vampywife: Perhaps you have an infection...you should really get that checked out!
seppo21: That sounds like a question for your doctor. Sounds like you need a DRE.
rickwar: you're dehydrated and you need to drink more water
Gamesmeister99: because you are not doing it right
skars: Gonhorrea
bigbadsteve: maybe you are doeing it all wrong
brainrob: 'Cos you're ill
FrozenHoHos: Because Sir Phobos hit you in the groin with a bat, Stormy.
xscape: see a doctor
double_ones: Lifting that washing machine by yourself probably had something to do with it
billgoode: I dunno, you should see a doctor about that.
jasta6: YoU bEtTer gO sEe a DocToR SoOn dUDe! OooOOoH how it hurtS!!
Loquutus: Because you need more practice. Keep peeing!
POvidiusNaso: I don't know, but you got it from the toilet seat.
xlorp: Mr. Industrial Stapler is not your friend.
skrutsch: You may have an infection. See a doctor.
Thedalek: Because you are dying. Sorry.
Mikebegeta: because you have VD
sourwyrm: ask a physician
Ludocrazy: gonorrhea?
CharlieWonka: Ask your doctor.
arkibet: you either ate asparagus or are trying to pass a kidney stone.
djlg: I doe no.
shumyum: the clothespin
Lord_Prussian: You should really ask that on doctorgeek.com.
KnobDoctor: Do your balls feel like a pair of maracas? You probably got da....gon-o-cocka-cocus!
erli: You probably have a urinary infection
chaddyboy_2000: Take the cork out of your dick, you retard.
rivo: May I recommend seeing a doctor?
snoozefest: kidney stones
CDRodeffer: You need to see a doctor about that.
Flyspeck23: Ask a doctor.
Abundance of Flowers: Maybe a stone blocking the pipe?
Cavedog_pdx: Are you wearing a catheter?
jttm: Take the straw out
puffinge: You probably have an inflamed prostate or a urinary tract infection. Are you male?
skelebone: I doe know.
AlorielLelyn: You should see a doctor
gnomehome: Do your balls feel like a pair of maracas ?
2amp: you're listening to an old frank zappa song
Spielfreak: You still have that alligator clamped onto your genitalia.