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¿Question #2563?
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Narlgoth: Well I'd just eat it. I think I'd have it baked with cheese and coleslaw. Mmmm... last potato
senorcoo: Medium.
Jatoha: I would try to make it last, but I'd take big enough bites to enjoy it.
YearoftheCat: Fries baby.
Cygnus2112: average
Spirit of 70: Huge.
Straight To Hell: I'd eat it in one.
ahauwi1: I'd get it over and done with already on some special occasion like St Patrick's Day or something
WatchmanX2000: what has that got to do with the price of tea in china?
Randy Cox: Depends on how big the potato is. If it's the size of the Empire State Building, feast away.
vandemonium: OMG! This would be hell on earth. I love, love, love me some potato products. Very small, nibbletes.
Frubgarde: I dunno, how big is the potato?
Embark: I would put the whole damn potato in my mouth and hope that I choke to death.
Azog: Thanks for wasting my time.
dogberry: Huh?
sdonohue: 1/2 potato, why prolong the agony?
jcarvin: It would be a short life and wouldn;t matter, so take big bites.
Der Ubermolch: I dont know how many years I have left. I hope each bite lasts more than ten years.
DHEK: About the size of a tablespoon.
Butterbane: I'd just lick it.
DGSI: depends on the size of the potaote and my life expectancy at that point
monkeyrobot: Like a fist
theo_ms: well i'd mash part of it, fry part of it, cook another tiny bit, etc. - just to have the feeling i was eating a diferent meal each time.
_Kael_: Is it a S, M, L, or XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL potato?
MaksimSmelchak: Irrelevant question. Please ask more questions about gaming.
FrozenHoHos: The famine is over, dude.
Mordachai: The question should be... how big of a potato could I find?
e.c.r.: 3 tbsps
Winter Wolf: I choose DEATH... by potato.
LemonyFresh: What else would I do to the potato, other than eat it?
xscape: small
JCooperofCharity: 0, i'd use the potatoe as a heavy object to smash into my face and make the death quick
bigbadsteve: can i deep fry it?
POvidiusNaso: Normal size. I don't really eat potatos. Nope. Not even French fries.
scriptorum: I wouldn't eat the potato, I would instead focus my energy on killing the person limiting me to one potato.
xlorp: Squire, fetch me mine trusty julienne accessory!
ststrat: Ham!
ping9x: A normal bite from a gigantic potato.
GrandpaDave: What? I'm confused.
dakarp: Depends on how ling I expected to live.
CharlieWonka: chip size
arkibet: I would julienne and make fries, then nibble them down.
The Unbeliever: 42
darthcliff: Depends on the size of the potato
skrutsch: Umm....I guess normal. If I made it last two long, it would spoil. I would try to savor each bite.
heli: different every day
mandj2001: is it french fried?
dietevil: The same as normal, because potatoes really don't keep that well. Those sprouty things are poisonous.
puffinge: This question moves me in a way I can't begin to describe.
chockle: the "eyes" have it!
Lord_Prussian: One potato, Two potato.....
chad56s: I'd probably eat the whole thing at breakfast and just get it the hell over with.
skelebone: I'd eat the whole thing at once, and then start eating potato-substitute.
chaddyboy_2000: Big.
djlg: 2 MB.
snoozefest: the usual size
CortexBomb: I think I'd just get it over with, big
CDRodeffer: Hmm. My life would not be very long.
melissa: teeny tiny. I hate potatoes
jttm: A potato. Then I'd steal someone else's potato.
Spielfreak: A mouthful