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¿Question #2596?
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Nodens: Just don't do it here.
vandemonium: Senility calling to the faraway towns Now that war is declared-and battle come down senility calling to the underworld Come out of the cupboard, all you boys and girls senility calling, now don't look at us All that phoney Beatlemania has bitten the dust senility calling, see we ain't got no swing 'Cept for the ring of that truncheon thing
Spirit of 70: Skip directly into your dotage. Mid-life crisis are just degrading, even more so than needing full time care.
kathleenryan: Have the mid-life crisis. They can be fun.
jessitron: Have a mid-life crisis. Buy a bunch of shiny red board games.
Cringing Dragon: Go for the dotage.
daveroswell: Just go all out. Do your bucket list in three days
Harkonnen13: Have a mid life crisis. It should include going to concerts and checking out and starting conversations with 20 year old girls in the mall.
Roosterfish: and miss driving the expensive red sports car?
Polgara: crisis first
UhhhClem: Depends. How did things work out with SexyAmy?
boldot: Screw aging, just summon enough will power to grow younger, and crawl back into the womb.
Marasaurio: Don't avoid a healthy crisis
waza: I think you are having a midlife crisis
BUDDA: do both, you only live once
zboat: The mid-life crisis should not be missed.
DHEK: Skip the mid-life crisis.
Butterbane: Have the mid-life crisis -- that way you get the sports car!
mccanna23: mid-life crisis, definately
POvidiusNaso: I plan on going straight to early onset senility.
Shannon Ferguson: hmmmmmmmmmm
aleo09: go for the crisis
Capitaine Grappin: dotage, crisis is pointless
Beyak: skip
Cut & Space: you should have one
Helenoftroy: mid-life crisises are fun. You get a shiny red car or motorcycle out of it.
Urhixidur: The latter.
ArmHead: Buy the convertable.
Sideburn: didn't you already have that mid-life crisis
herman_the_german: skip
scriptorum: Go for it!
mrspank: Go ahead, have the mid-life crisis.
SatanicEssence: Have it. I heard they're really good for you.
vampywife: I'd skip to dotage!
kdiddy13: mid-life crisis all the way. Let's you buy all sorts of crazy stuff, and people just let it slide.
Shotmagnet: thought you had. don't you remember?
WatchmanX2000: why give up the crisis you've had since birth Josh?
TheDS: considering you're the source of so many stupid questions, just skip right to senility and give the rest of us a break.
hacksword: You should have a no-life crisis, because you have no life! Burn!
jellospike: Well, you could skip to death, and be done with the whole ordeal.
MisterCranky: Too late for the former, you loser.
Loquutus: Die young and leave a good looking corpse.
cymric: Asking the question says it all, doesn't it...
GI Joe: I think you have already slipped into your dotage.
davedanger: cemetary
bjonenplota: crisis is good
yossarians: isn't it a little late to be asking this?
CharlieWonka: Have the mid life and buy a porsche
sourwyrm: isn't asking all these questions the crisis?
Belash: mid life crisis... you need a smaller faster car
Mike A: Dote away.
Ludocrazy: Have the crisis.
The Unbeliever: 42
djlg: I think its too late for that decision isn't it?
ThatFalafelGirl: mid life crisis
DangerMouse: Have a mid-life crisis, it's kinda fun.
skrutsch: It depends on what you plan for your mid-life crisis. Scott just let his hair grow.
Lord_Prussian: head to dotage
r2mites: skip
mandj2001: I would go with a mid-life crisis. Any reason to buy a new car or a hooker or BOTH.
skelebone: Morgan Dotageville?
gahmt: Mid-life crisis is life more than crisis. Dont jump directly to your dotage!
erli: Have mid-life crisis
chaddyboy_2000: Skip.
jttm: Buying a big car is the best part.
snoozefest: skip
CortexBomb: Aren't you a little old for a midlife crisis? Or are you just in denial that all those lard baguettes you've been eating are going to catch up with you?
CDRodeffer: Skip to dotage. Mid-life crisis will take a ton of money from your retirement.
2amp: dotage
puffinge: Somebody mentioned dotage to me just last night, and here it is in a GeekQuestion. Spooky.
Spielfreak: Haven't you always wanted a ferrari?