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¿Question #2616?
KnobDoctor: When did I get this stratch on my thumb?

legolasegb: last night
Hendal: remember when you had your thumb up your ...................
ricardofo: When opening your Coke pet
Woelf: Three weeks ago when you went to the stratch store.
xofour: when you were trimming your wifes roses and got startled by the herd of alpacas
imyourskribe: when something pointy got too close to your digit
kathleenryan: When you got it caught in your cigarette lighter whilst lighting your cigar.
cgund: ..
ZeroZilla: When you were doctoring?
FloydWing: ?
kuchick: I give up, when?
DHEK: Earlier in the morning, when you were trying to clean your razor with your thumb. You nicked it then, remember?
TheArchAngel: typing this question
aleo09: don't know
Tushratta: Yesterday afternoon.
tdyck: I assume you mean scratch, and its probably healed by now.
POvidiusNaso: You're asking the wrong guy, kemosabe.
tragicpoet: Hitchiking accident
gr8lookinguy: when you were doing it rawdawg stile
dkwd: shortly after you ahd that itch on your thumb
gutshot45_70: 3:00pm tomorrow afternoon.
Cromaa: Dunno
vampywife: tomorrow
Sceadeau: Two weeks ago thursday
BiscuitTheCat: stromwhere else
janiera: Don't know
bekudno: Whoa... a stratch? That must, um... spork.
LemonyFresh: Sometime prior to now.
Kazin: I'd get that stratch looked at by a professional if I were you.
hakthir: Sunday
double_ones: last tuesday, sharpening carrots
Agrajag: Around the same time you got that rash?
Mark Smith: Tuesday.
GuyHill: yesterday
GrandpaDave: I dunno
Redneon: when did you last whack off?
Legend Dan: You were rolling the razor dice again.
sourwyrm: stratch?
erli: Last night when you were scratching your butt
scriptorum: You're the doctor. Heal thyself. And thy stratch.
Mike A: Didn't someone tell you to stop sniffing glass shards and picking your nose?
Lord_Prussian: Dunno
The Unbeliever: 42
Scott Tepper: What's a stratch?
2amp: stratch?
BaSL: hardcoreSMS?
rdmasters: When you were trick shuffling those 500s cards.
heli: what's a stratch
ThatFalafelGirl: ask your cat
puffinge: Where's it been?
ValJor: Several geekquestions ago
xlorp: Escaping Mr. Cranky's zombie minions. You have about 10 minutes before the infected wound turns you into a zombie too.
skelebone: When you were reaching into that drawer.
chaddyboy_2000: This morning.
djlg: I don't want to know what you've been doing with it.
jttm: Don't know when, but thats what happens when your pubic hair is like Brillo.
snoozefest: don't know
CortexBomb: When you were feeding the kiwi birds without gauntlets on...those little fellas can poke!
CDRodeffer: When you reached for the mouse and it bit you.
Spielfreak: What the hell's a stratch?