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¿Question #2643?
KnobDoctor: Why do birds sing so gay? And why doesn't Diana Ross understand the concept of an adverb?

MABBY: She didn't write it, she just sang it. Money's money.
pricero1: Ooh wah, ooh wah, why do fools fall in love. (Didn't understand question marks either)
MisterCranky: That's a tough one, I'll have to get back to it later.
Spirit of 70: Because she's a soprano, and the empty space in her skull gives her better resonance.
DHEK: I don't think birds sing gay... And I don't know about the Diana Ross one. What makes you think so anyway?
aleo09: .
Nonamnon: Instinct is the answer to all your questions.
ZombyDawg: Maybe her Apple computer teaches her to "think different".
dmomo: YES!
herman_the_german: Are they San Francisco birds?
FrozenHoHos: Not sure how to answer this...
_Kael_: To get laid I seem to remember from biology class. D.R.? No idea.
bigbadsteve: they like cher. i dont believe she does
brainrob: Because they do - and because she's thick
MIDIManNI: 1. No Idea! 2.Because she is a talentless twat!
chrisisapimp: idk
Loquutus: Gay meaning happy? Because they can fly. I'd be happy too.
darthcliff: Birds are unconfined to assumed gender roles. Diana Ross was good on the Muppet Show.
MochaKimono: What the...?
GrandpaDave: Don't hate on Diana
skrutsch: Did she actually write that song?
Legend Dan: That's unfair - it's two questions.
sourwyrm: um
CharlieWonka: No Idea - Do We Care
anson: Who cares.
Ludocrazy: She might. The songwriter didn't.
2amp: they don't; i never noticed
AWildEep: They are happy. So is she.
djlg: They don't. That's just anthropomorphism. She's a singer, not an english professor.
rdmasters: The first is pure anthropomorphism on your part. And you've never hear Australian birds. For the second, they were out of stock.
arkibet: Because gaily doesn't scan, and doesn't sound ghetto.
bluebehir: I guess you'd have to ask her, if indeed she wrote the lyrics you pertain to.
shumyum: Hey! I just submitted the question, "Why do fools fall in love" and specifically searched to see if it was repeat. Now I feel lame.
Lord_Prussian: nonsense
Randy Cox: Because she is telling us that they are homosexual. Has nothing to do with gaily or in a gay manner or whatnot. She was using the vernacular. Got it?
skelebone: For the same reasons that Walt Disney kept getting his head stuck in the pickle jar.
puffinge: But, but she didn't write the song. I'm told Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers had a hit with it in the 50s. Why do birds sing in such a gay manner? Would that be better?
chaddyboy_2000: Uhh.
CDRodeffer: Hmmm.
jttm: To understand the answer, you must first understand your question.
snoozefest: they do? she doesn't?