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¿Question #2648?
KnobDoctor: If fools rush in, why isn't there a bouncer at the door?

ocdspectrum: It’s Darwin’s establishment. Let them rush.
skrutsch: Oh, there is.
themailedfist: He's what trips the fools.
Mnemophage: Ten dollar cover.
Felimid: There is. See that angel with the flaming sword?
CuTop: Because the bouncer is fool
EmperorZombie: They wanna make money at the bar.
Woelf: There is - he's doing his job keeping all the non-fools from rushing in.
Riptcord: Natural selection
oosterwal: Because a fool and his money are soon parted.
Cygnus2112: I wish there had been.....
ttron64: because no one wil pay him enough
Der Ubermolch: Would you want to be the bouncer at a place frequented entirely by fools in a hurry?
kathleenryan: There is, but some get by him.
Limey Sponge: Have you seen how little they are offering to pay those bouncers?
LunchboxDZ: Fools spend more money so the boss said let 'em in then throw them out when they're broke.
ikajaste: The people inside are fools as well?
DHEK: Because they're rushing into get something bad, so even if there was a bouncer he would let them in so that the fools would get what they deserved.
TheArchAngel: cause he's a fool too
sotc77: what door?
POvidiusNaso: Who's gonna pay him?
ZiggyZambo: He's a fool and went inside.
aleo09: you can't stop a fool
onky: Lunchbreak.
AKARed: What would be the point? They're fools; they see the bouncer. THey rush in anyway.
GrimJester: What are you implying?
Igloo cool: The bouncer can't stop a fool rush
bwildrick: Because the back door is wide open, and they just keep on goin'.
miyazakigrognard: Because he's studying to become a divorce attorney.
Chris Page: Fools have money.
jasta6: ?
heli: France did cast a veto at the security council and then tons of people criticized them.
brainrob: Maybe the fools wern't rushing in thru a door so there was no need for a bouncer.
korppu: Because
Tushratta: That's very profound.
atlantean_tauri: The bouncer's out back having a smoke with Hans Christian Andersen.
twixter: Let the fools rush in if they want.
Numskull: You'd need a whole squadron of bouncers, these days.
MochaKimono: Budget cuts.
scriptorum: Who's going to pay for a bouncer? Are you going to do it? Are you, Lieutenant Weinburg?
erli: Apparently, bouncers don't tred there either
GI Joe: Because a bouncer is for troublemakers, not fools.
warpozio: he's a fool too
Thedalek: There is. His name is Fate, and he's blind, deaf, and mute.
ronster0: bouncers are fools.. duh!
puffinge: There is, but he only stops those inappropriately dressed.
Legend Dan: Because it's actually a fool trap. The bouncer would just scare them away.
Lord_Prussian: Good quesion
CharlieWonka: Because they bump into the door - the fools.
Larry Chong: no age limitation.
davedanger: they have to pay admission
ThatFalafelGirl: it's not that exclusive.
skelebone: Distracted by the ladies.
chaddyboy_2000: Dunno.
CDRodeffer: There is!
Spielfreak: The bouncer must also be a fool.
jttm: Who says there isn't?
djlg: The fool club isn't very exclusive.
snoozefest: bouncers don't hang around with heroes