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¿Question #2721?
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DMF2: TV - the humiliation doesn't last 15 years.
Jayolas: Judge Judy. Employers don't watch court tv reruns when they are evaluating you for a job. They DO look at background checks.
mathmagician: dressed down. Doesn't go on my permanent record. Besides, who watches that show?
Myok: The people on Judge Judy are getting paid so I'd have to go with that one.
kathleenryan: I'd rather visit Judge Judy and be given a proper dressing down.
TommyP: I'll take Judge Judy. I hear everyone gets a payment even if they lose.
ZeroZilla: I can take a little scorn.
servo19: Give me the dressing down. No one will remember it in two weeks but a prison term can be a long time.
bobthebobish: Is the third option Monopoly?
pwilz: Judge Judy.
Rosebud: You mean, would I rather go to jail for Smurf genocide or get paid for a slap on the wrist from a celebrity?
Wes Hope: federal
copeN: Judge Judy, please
bigbadsteve: the latter, i guess
diemacher: Neither
aceraxon: stick a pencil in my nostril please
DHEK: I'd rather be scolded by Judge Judy. At least that's not something I may have to go to jail for or anything, if I were convicted of a federal offense.
elirlandes: The latter, obviously.
Onionking: Dressed down on TV
zircher: Dressed down is a lot better than rooming with Bubba.
mrspank: I'd rather have Judge Judy try to dress me down. Then I'd immediately interrupt her, turn around and slap my ass and say, "Who's yer daddy?"
Geosmores: Dressdown
MisterCranky: I'd like to be convicted of murdering Judge Judy.
PsyJam: Hm.... 25 years of solitude in a federal 'pound-me-in-the-ass' prison, or 10 minutes of shame from an old bat who mocks justice? I'll take the latter, thank you very much.
dougpartridge: Since I do have the choice, neither
herman_the_german: Dressed down by Juggs Judy
vampywife: I could use a vacation, so I'll go with the Federal Offense.
KDSN: Judge Judy,
Great Dane: the like
skrutsch: I guess dressed down on TV. Nobody I know watches that stuff.
brainrob: I think I'd rather stay out of court
LemonyFresh: the latter
redcardleopard: Federal Offense
MDettmer81: Dressed down
Tushratta: Why would I like Judge Judy's dress on television? I'm sorry, what's the question here?
shizzane: Judge Judy
xlorp: Would Judge Judy take me to her private chambers after she undressed me?
GI Joe: Dressed down-- because I'd dress down those pompous, self-important blowhards right back, but then it would get edited out.
javelin98: Hey, Judge Judy can dress me down any time! Sorry, that came out wrong...
scriptorum: No contest, I'll take broadcasted humiliation over a federal conviction.
deadkenny: JJ
POvidiusNaso: Judge Judy!
CharlieWonka: Federal Offence. Maybe it could be assaulting Judge Judy. It hate that program.
sourwyrm: judge judy is hot
Lord_Prussian: Um, being dressed down doesn't seem so bad in that context
puffinge: I think it would be fun sparring with Judy.
leece: It depends what I did. The court might be on my side.
The Unbeliever: 42
djlg: Not at all thanks.
Ryno8: Judge Judy
Belash: JudgeJudy
heli: must be the latter
CortexBomb: I have no pride, so dressed down on tv, screw jail time
jttm: Dislike Judge Judy immensely.
skelebone: Dressing down is much less detrimental to your life. Federal offenses are not something to take lightly.
snoozefest: latter
chaddyboy_2000: Judy!
CDRodeffer: I guess be on TV.
Spielfreak: The like.
Tim Synge: like what?