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¿Question #2748?
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BThayer: "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know?" And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
pwilz: Dalai Lama I says.
Woelf: "Hey, Lama! How about a little something, you know, for the effort?"
tallgrant: hey llama, how 'bout a little something, you know, for the effort?
Brentoon: How about a little somthin
Dante_Cubit: something something something that Bill Murray said.
ZeroZilla: 'Hey Lamma, how 'bout a little somethin', you know, for the effort.'
42ndSSD: gah. It's from Caddyshack, but I don't remember the rest of it.
mrsgottrocks: ...what's with the movie projector?
DHEK: "... do you ever stop smiling?"
stannius: Are you going to eat that?
Cmot Dribbler: why is there a chicken on your head?
Ebon Wendigo: ....Hello Dalai
aleo09: hello
Mr_Six: you want fries with that?
KentuckyKid: do you think Steve here can do a handstand on the top of that Corvette?
MaksimSmelchak: "Got a spare watch you can lend me?"
vampywife: hey baby, wanna wrastle?
dietevil: wanna buy a watch?
kevinwho: HELLO DALAI !!!
fubar awol: "what you need, is a good dentist."
bigbadsteve: I said
jasta6: WHAT'S UP DOC!
Belash: I really dig you in orange
javelin98: "Why the long face?"
tragicpoet: Do you care for bananarama?
mogli43: "have you ever considered changing it to Dalai Alpaka?"
Cavedog_pdx: would you rather have 20 little tiny testicles or 2 really big ones?
POvidiusNaso: "You need a haircut, buddy."
ValJor: Goodbye
CharlieWonka: Go Home
kimapesan: "I thought you said a WHITE duck and a RED elephant!" hahahahahahaha... don't you get it???
Lord_Prussian: I don't know
scriptorum: Gunga la gunga .. ?
ssmooth: ... Hello, Dalai!
djlg: hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know. (Caddy Shack)
WasQ: Hello?
Mike A: ...where is Dalai anyway?
puffinge: Hello, Dalai, well hello Dalai, it's so nice to have you back where you belong.
2amp: crap, it's from caddy shack. ahh, 'use a 9 iron'?
snoozefest: hi there
CortexBomb: either that's your kangaroo, or it's raining in Botswana!
shumyum: Try the 7 iron.
skelebone: .. the saffron robes are cool, but you'll never blend into the night like ninjas.
chaddyboy_2000: Hi Dalai Lama, I like your goat.
CDRodeffer: ... I once took a llama to a deli.
Tim Synge: "... It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut."
jttm: "Why don't you have hair?" and then he pushed me down the mountain.
Spielfreak: ...how much wool do you produce each year?