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¿Question #283?
TD2008YDS: Jesus or Santa?

Qumad: Me
oldhoss: Jesus Horacio Santa, pole dancing instructor.
Rangbacon: Santa --> Kris Kringle --> Christ Child -->Jesus (They are the same person!)
Woelf: He prefers to go by Jesus most of the year. Santa is just his holiday persona.
Caerid: That's what she said.
popsicola: I'd pick, or, the god of indecision
bcooperok: I have a really narrow chimney, so I better go with Jesus.
choco_addict: Jesus
softflow: Jesus!
Astinex: Jesus
hob69: They did this one in the original South Park christmas card demo. I actually can't remember who won.
kathleenryan: Jesus
Diamat: Santa.
TheArchAngel: that's a tough one....I say Santa and I don't go to heaven and if I say Jesus, I don't get any Christmas presents, but then, if there was no Jesus, when would Santa bring da presents?
DHEK: ?!? Jesus is probably more powerful... errr...
Elf__Man: Merry CHRISTmas.
JedEvangelion: They're the same aberration of the Matrix.
aleo09: Jesus.
woodjh: Both.
Laudwic: Jesus
produceguy1765: santa
consolewa: Santa; I prefer a man with a little meat on his bones.
ZombyDawg: Just add the Christmas Spirit and you've got the Holy Trinity. Oh wait, that isn't until after the Christmasian victory in the Christmas Wars.
engdy: Jesus
gamegrl2: Santa
Cut & Space: Jesus
eschaton1000: Jesus is the reason for the season. Santa might bring presents, but I doubt he'd die for you!
SisyphusX: Santa.
Dweeb: Jeebus
GreenLiquid: Jesus
FrozenHoHos: Didn't they become friends in the South Park pilot?
Lardarse: Do I have to choose???
Znirk: Both, if necessary.
Andrew Snyder: Great Pumpkin
ralpheous: Neither one is real, but Santa's the only one who's done something for me.
ibemichael: JC all the way
sourwyrm: jesus
scriptorum: South Park answered this question once and for all.
Deeghter: Santa! He keeps coming back every year!
Continental Drift: Santa
Grimwold: Jesus... All the way
mrspank: Santa.
gironha: Got to have both.
bigbadsteve: jesus
arkibet: I dunno, Santa kicked butt and Jesus seemed like a wuss.
Loquutus: Santa.
POvidiusNaso: Santa.
mgringo: Jesus
thegroff: Santa!
Otterdance: Santa
ststrat: Santa Claus!
Culvan: Entirely depends on the context.
Lord_Prussian: Jesus
ThatFalafelGirl: Santa!
kennyb: Jesus...cause santa just brought me crap presents
AdamT: Jesus Saves....and takes half damage.
skrutsch: Jesus.
Musti: Santa
Sceadeau: Santa, not even close
CapAp: In a fight? Santa.
Ivan: Santa.
KnobDoctor: I don't remember the choo-choo when I was three...
Karlsen: Santa
Jern: Santa
Quest22: Santa
gnomehome: Aren't those one and the same ?
Nomadik: Jesus
batman: Santa
toulouse: All I know is we don't get mail and stores are closed. Bad for everyone.
TamiWhitsett: Santa
shawn_low: Jesus.
TiNYTimIDFluffYBunnY: Santus
thoia: Both!
jpotell: JesUs, el saviooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor Christ!
m_r_tyler: Could I rephrase your question as "Do you celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ at Christmas?" Asking a question comparing the Son of God to an imaginary (though useful) image, is somewhat offensive to me. But I'm probably in the minority.
isolated: Jesus. His gifts are better.
DenverWolf: Shiva
AlorielLelyn: Me! I was born on that day. Who cares about those other two guys...
isbert: JESUS - He's the only one worthy of praise. All things were made by Him, through Him, and for Him. [Read the Gospel of John chapter 1]
djflippy: Santa
Jose: Easter Bunny
2amp: Are they mutually exclusive?
Oborro: Jesus
GuyHill: none
jens_hoppe: Jesus
Wernazuma: neither
Gelatinous Goo: Jesus H., though Santa's cool too
shippert: Santa
fsumarc: Jesus saves. Santa likes cookies and milk.
Blackwind: Jesus never brought me toys.
darthcliff: Jesus, by two falls and a submission. He's in better shape.
puffinge: Santa
Belash: santa
djlg: That's Father Christmas to you.
raolsson: Jesus. He has more interesting things to say.
haraggan: Neither
chaddyboy_2000: Jesus.
Reloaded: the J-man for sure...
Ludocrazy: Jesus
BobDodgerBlue: Jesus
Shakar: Santana.
snoozefest: santa
dakarp: No thanks.
jttm: Santa!
Chris Tettamanti: Santa
Draugnar: Santa
einbebop: jesus
Eric Haas: No
Magnus the Blue: Jesus, of course...
madmattuk: Neither
melissa: Santa
janiera: Jesus
tragicpoet: Santa, what has Jesus ever done for me?
Donkey Thong: Jesus the friendly mex
Friendless: Santa
viogression: Santa
Jim_P: Santa
EYE of NiGHT: Neither. Grow up.
Flyspeck23: Neither.
CDRodeffer: Jesus
skelebone: Kwanzaabot
lyman: Santa Claus wears a red suit; he's a communist.
gashlycrumb: The Great Pumpkin
Linnaeus: Santa
EndersGame: Jesus.
Dandare: Jesus
Mndwrm: Jesus.
solove: Santa... it's more plausible
nix342: Jesus
okiedokie: Jesus, whom Santa worships
louiseh: Santa
Geniesse: Santa
Aldie: Both
dietevil: Neither, oy vey!
TD2008YDS: Santa
Jon_1066: I think it has been established that Santa would take Jesus in a fight and day.
BaSL: Santa sux
netfilterz: Santa
ValJor: None. Both have brought much grief to the world
CortexBomb: Jesus Claus?
derk: Santa
ynnen: Both. Santa just helps out around the holidays
AnakinOU: Jesus
Zambogirl: Jesus
Dante_Cubit: Wrong spelling. It's S-A-T-A-N.
WasQ: me
ping9x: Santa
Debate: No thanks