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¿Question #2934?
Tim Synge: Time for another limerick. Here's the opening line: "A young fellow who played Roads & Boats ..."

DHEK: ... ended up suffocating in a load of oats.
heli: It won't make a good one; the opening line lacks the proper meter.
GrimJester: wait for it
brainrob: Oats / Follow / Swallow / Stoats
Loquutus: Who had a herd of goats, But he wanted to move, And couldn't bring hooves, So he sold them for a barrel of oats.
Belash: something something... doing it with goats.
GrandpaDave: What's a limerick?
scriptorum: A young fellow who played Roads & Boats / got mad to see the other player gloat / so he took all the chits / and other fiddly bits / and shoved them right down the guy's throat.
Lord_Prussian: Something about sowing his oats
The Unbeliever: 42
ssmooth: Got his ganders mixed up with his goats... Okay, your turn
djlg: thought game ratings were skewed by dumb goats; It was discussed in a forum; It was really quite borin'; And now games are measured by votes.
sumo: Which is more than you have!
chaddyboy_2000: enjoyed having sex with male goats.
snoozefest: got bored of writing his own notes; so he started a fire, threw in an old tire, and jumped in wearing a woolen coat.
jttm: Had a thing for smelly goats.... It turned him on... just like porn... And he smiled at their now sticky coats....
bluebehir: Couldn't stop listening to Hall & Oates. He knew it was wrong, to just sing their song, so he sat outside with the goats.
skelebone: scroats/fees/trees/groats.
Spielfreak: A young fellow who played Roads & Boats // Got in trouble while sowing his oats. // He got caught with some geese // by the local police. // He was lucky they'd not found the goats.
CDRodeffer: ... Won the first time he played. How he gloats! Since he spent all his money, He's in deep $#!+ with his honey, So she fed all his games to the goats.