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¿Question #2976?
meshuggener: Improve-a-Line: Darth Vader says "No, I am your father." Luke should then say: "____"

Woelf: "Bullshit, we don't even have the same last name!"
Bruneleschi: Oh! I kissed my sister and I liked it!
the manatee: "Well, call me Oedipus!"
Anfauglir: Impossible! C3PO would have told me!
Vistathon: "Well, aint dat da troof man...."
Spirit of 70: "That's Daddy, you $#%@!! Now where's my burbon!?"
xofour: I want dna testing
Dex1138: Luke looks down at his right stump..."Dick"
Randy Cox: I call bullshit on that; and don't tell me the woman I kissed and have been humping is my sister, either.
gmcash: Mom wasn't making good choices at the time, I see
Noxide: Daddy?
Junichirou: "...and that's supposed to make me feel better, how?"
ZeroZilla: Can I borrow the keys to the Death Star?
Eclectic Minnesotan: "As long as you're not also Leia's dad, we're OK cause she's got it going on"
2amp: can i have the keys to ______
vandemonium: Dad, I'm gay.
Geosmores: That's Cool
Rliyen: Is Yoda my mother?
Numskull: "Why were you portrayed by the worst child actor in the history of child actors in The Phantom Menace?"
aleo09: hey pop!
Roja: That should explain the dark spots on my skin...
DHEK: "Screw you, hippie!"
powwowdancer: Right, would that make my mother a whore or you a motherf***er?"
aramis: Reaalllllyyy, now....
leslauber: "I'm all choked up, and let me toss down my blaster-gun. I'll call you a pa if you call me a son. I'm coming away with a different point of view. I'll think about you now and then, and every time I'll try and every time I'll win. And if I ever have a son, I think I'll name him...Bill! or George! Anything but Luke! I [i]HATE[/i] that name!!"
gattling: Hope that asthma thing is not genetic.
beri: OMFG!!!11
adde: okey kill me
kimizefa: "Awww hell naw!"
erli: When can I tap my trust fund?
zaiga: Get a life
Avatar_69: Frankly, my darth, I don't give a damn!
heli: So where's Mom, huh, huh, gotcha there, don't I!
Subdeep: Where's my thirty years of back child support?
BeatPosse: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
scribidinus: "You Motherf***er!"
Nekura: Say what?
Shotmagnet: Well, bugger me with a fish-fork!
Helenoftroy: What you do with my mom than, you SOB?
wolver: You're old enough to be my grandpa
Gamesmeister99: where is my mother"s back child support
grinch: (Imitating Bill Cosby as Noah) "Righttttttttt, Who are you really?"
Kazin: I demand a DNA test!
brainrob: Yer maw
ZombyDawg: "How do you do? My name is Sue. Now yer gonna die!"
confuse_a_cat: Why were you never there for my birthday parties?
CraftyShafty: Does this mean I'm grounded?
bigbadsteve: We are going on Maury to prove it!
Cyren: daddy wheres my back child support then punk? all this time I was a poor jedi and I could've been living it up.. you bastage
Loquutus: So, that means, I'm part black?!?
hibikir: mee too!
scriptorum: "You're not the boss of me!"
ssmooth: You owe me 13 years of back allowance!
xlorp: Pull the other one; it's got bells on.
dietevil: Am I on Candid Camera?
mrbeankc: Bite me Daddio!!!!
sourwyrm: i'd bet my right hand, you're not
jellyfish: Fo' Real?
Lord_Prussian: Get out of here!
Larry Chong: My light saber is bigger than your light saber.
Belash: You owe me about 19 birthday presents then.
djlg: Can I borrow the Death Star and $50? I've got hot date tonight.
puffinge: I'm calling bullshit on that.
skelebone: Bullshit!
ThatFalafelGirl: You owe me a sh*t load of birthday presents, you know that?
sos1: How come I'm not ambidextrous? I'd give my right hand to be ambidextrous!
arkibet: Can I borrow the keys to your ty fighter? C'mon, Dad! It's got the really cool bent wings!
chaddyboy_2000: Let's f*ck.
snoozefest: who's your daddy now, Pops?
Spielfreak: Damn! That explains my penchant for wearing masks and breathing heavy into phones.
CDRodeffer: I know you are, but what am I?
Tim Synge: "I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
jttm: Who's your daddy?