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¿Question #315?
shumyum: Is God dead?

TheGrimReeple: First we're going to need to define what "god" means. Then establish that it was ever alive.
sparkous: yes
oldhoss: No. God as a being in neither alive nor dead. God exists in a different plane. God, as an idea, is alive and well. Although people have very different ideas about what God (the idea) is all about.
Narlgoth: Well according to the magical sky fairy cultists he's 'in heaven' so I'd guess so.
Shleeg: no, paul is dead. PAUL. i guess that kinda sounds like god. who the hell is this god creamo anyways?
pricero1: n/a
Felimid: No. He is merely unemployed. (from "Pogo")
Hendal: No
syphon: Hard to say for sure. After all, isn't that kind of what 'faith' is all about?
bcooperok: I don't think so, but he hasn't returned my calls in awhile.
gsimpson: too soon. Corey Haim we miss you!
Randy Cox: Is Santa dead?
bacusgod: No. He's never existed.
ricardofo: No. But Friedrich Nietzsche, Darwin and Voltaire are.
jrbentley: Absolutely NOT!
WatchmanX2000: depending on your sources, yes.
Der Ubermolch: No, He just smells funny.
Hector Vortac: If he is then so are you, Bub.
yoacusna: No. Clearly. If such an entity exists (a fact I have grave doubts about, but this is beside the point), it cannot, pretty much by definition, die.
arnest_r: Well, if he ain't, he quit his job a while ago. Who ?
DHEK: Oh... I don't know. I doubt it though.
themagni: What's a God?
Benzebub: Nope.
diemacher: He would have had to been alive first
Penguin_Hatcher: the funny thing is i got a question about god just a couple seconds ago. if you want to know so much why dont you call him? go ahead ill give you his number. its 729 046 9872. i wonder if that really is somebody.
Brentoon: depends on who u ask
ozjesting: Was he ever alive?
duchamp: It`s not even born yet.
spartax: Now that's a really STUPID question. By definition, God doesn't die. If He exists in the first place, then no, He isn't.
dmomo: No. Just sleeping.
Grizzley91: sadly yes, but the Flying Spaghetti Monster lives on!
Avatar_69: Was God ever alive in the true sense of the word?
chockle: Not to those who believe in that god.
merik: yes
joebelanger: No, he is alive and well.
MartinTrouman: yes.. along with free will and moral
Shotmagnet: no, just comatose
lauramath: impossible
darcyj2: No. He's alive and always will be, so plan accordingly.
oceanika: You mean he was alive?
brainrob: No
Superdeathflame: Can you look around this world and believe in the goodness of a god who rules it? Famine, Pestilence, War, Disease and Death! They rule this world. If a god of love and life ever did exist... he is long since dead. Someone... something rules in his place.
bigbadsteve: no
Connal: I think God and Schrodinger's Cat have lots in common.
schlappy: i don't think so -- but annoyed enough to pop on down to the pub for a bit..
LemonyFresh: I don't think so
_Kael_: Most aren't. Comes with their job
double_ones: no
Loquutus: No, she's fixing her hair.
MDettmer81: Nope, He's risen.
Redneon: God is a concept that some people, who cannot take responsibility for their own actions, use.
chillrunr: which God?
GI Joe: No, Nietszche is.
Null Signature: Was jesus the son of god or a womans frightened explanation to her husband?
Numskull: No, but He is cruel enough to (*gasp!*) let us be responsible for our own lives and clean up our own messes.
GrandpaDave: No
Dr. No: has there been one?
DonO: Wasn't there an original Star Trek episode that cleared that up in the 60's? I'm pretty sure it was the first epsiode where Bones got to say "He's dead, Jim."
Dante_Cubit: No. God was never alive in the first place.
SteveK2: was (s)he ever alive?
scriptorum: Only when your name comes up. Sheesh. What did you do to piss Him off?
POvidiusNaso: Great. So now I'm hearing voices from beyond the grave.
dakarp: I don't go in for any of that supernatural stuff.
Gamegrunt: God is.
Gecko23: F
familygaming: Absolutely not. "I am the resurrection and the Life..."
The Unbeliever: 42
xlorp: or just terribly ill?
HappyProle: Perhaps napping?
ronster0: nope, just waiting
r2mites: Do you really want to take the chance to assume He is? God is definitely alive and personal . . . Contact me for more.
Lord_Prussian: No, he is very much alive
erli: Ask dakarp
skrutsch: Nope.
batman: never lived except as the figment of everyone's imagination
Wanax: I am here
Scott Tepper: Was he alive?
2amp: no
walk_softly: Nothing ever really dies.
Karlsen: There is an inherent untested assumption built into this question
sdiberar: Was God ever alive?
BengalBoy1980: Only if you trust science
AlorielLelyn: Well, according to the concept of an omnipotent, omnipresent, omniescent force, death is not possible. However, throughout the bible there are many things that suggest that God is not all of those.
puffinge: He's just bored.
TiNYTimIDFluffYBunnY: who is this god fellow anyhow?
Ebonwoulfe: We have killed him
Prestonisnormal: Just my childhood construct of God is
fellonmyhead: No, he was never alive.
isolated: No. He is risen.
gamer-stu: No.
Oborro: nope
jimchris: What do you mean by 'dead'? What do you mean by 'alive'? How do you classify a being such as God in either way?
[Deleted user]: No
TG Mittler: I believe in no god
viogression: No, he's just wearing a blindfold and earplugs.
P.O.G.G.: nope
RyanMC: of course not
Blackwind: He was never alive.
threlicus: No. Existence is a prerequiste for death.
jttm: Who?
DangerMouse: No, but Fred is.
djflippy: No. For people that believe in God, he's very real. For people that don't believe in God, he was never alive, so how could be dead?
Chump: Question is absurd, and NO ONE CARES.
sos1: Just unemployed
geberus: nope
BobDodgerBlue: No
netfilterz: Who am I to argue with Nietzsche...?
Belash: no
djlg: Yes.
Vince Londini: no
nerman8r: No. How could God die?
fsumarc: no
dietevil: One has to exist to be dead, and I am not certain of said existance.
haraggan: Maybe, but so is Nietzsche
darthcliff: That might be why he isn't answering his phone . . . .
Ludocrazy: No, just indifferent
ScottBecker: No
Pseudo Nymh: That would explain why my letters are being returned.
Eric Haas: He never existed, so he can't be dead.
Gelatinous Goo: no
pernishus: no
CheetohFingers: no
tragicpoet: Thats like asking if Santa or the Tooth Fairy are dead
TamiWhitsett: can things die if they never existed?
kzman13: Are you still breathing?
UhhhClem: He's pining for the fjords.
WasQ: Which one?
nexttothemoon: No...I'm still alive and typing merrily away...all's well.
berserkley: no
CDRodeffer: No
EYE of NiGHT: It never lived.
sisteray: Freezing killed him.
Xlyce: Nope, but he is having serious doubts about shumyum
Shakar: Death follow birth, was he ever born?
EndersGame: No. You're confused with Santa.
nix342: No
gashlycrumb: Naw, I think he is just sleeping. Shhhhh!
coolio: No
snoozefest: she never lived
Mike A: No.
Mndwrm: No, but mankind's faith sometimes seems to be.
okiedokie: no
MisterCranky: No, 's just resting.
louiseh: But sadly not buried
TD2008YDS: nah, just taking a break.
PopeBrain: In the same way that the Easter Bunny is dead.
Jon_1066: He was never alive
ValJor: There is no God. There never was. It was invented by clever men many thousands of years ago to control the other people
bard: No
Debate: I'm pretty sure he/she/it was never alive
skelebone: Yep, and no one cares. If there is a hell, I'll see you there.
Zambogirl: no
Flyspeck23: If he ever existed: yes.
ynnen: He is paradox - dead, alive, being, prescient, omnipresent... All at the same time. That's how cool He is.
chaddyboy_2000: No
CortexBomb: If he wasn't (sexism necessary for continuity) it would be necessary to abolish him
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