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¿Question #3180?
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Jatoha: Kill Clerks
miinin: Who's Kevin Smith?
Head_Rat: Who's Kevin Smith?
mcpranno: Vampires in trenchcoats
Karlsen: Fighting
Wulf Corbett: An hour and a half
mattyt91: Jay and Silent Bob's bloody quest to rule the neighborhood dope dealing business.
chad56s: About an out of work assassin who hangs out with teenagers at a mall because the vampires who stand between him and revenge work at the Hot Dog on a Stick there.
catosulla: Pulp Fiction Clerks
bismarck1871: People of diverse backgrounds who come together in a confined area and talk endlessly about nothing in particular before killing each other.
Inwardpanic: Blood Sucking Gothic Super Heroes that don't speak and there is no end to the movie.
MisterCranky: Yes, I concur--definitely slackers who kill everyone they meet. Nice.
Songlian: Slackers who kill everyone they meet
franklincobb: Slacker hitmen who hang out in front of a convenience store and talk about foot massages and blunts.
DHEK: Dunno. I'm not too familiar with their works.
Dvlbrd666: Weed Smoking Ninja Garden Gnomes wearing superhero costumes Vs. Midget's in clown suits riding donkeys through hell.
Kedamono: 120 minutes...
Guantanamo: Jay and Silent Bob going on a Homosexual Killing Spree
sanbikinoraion: Films. Duh.
Brentoon: a lazy bum who kills people violently...wait im thinkin of kevin federline.....ok lets try a mild mannered man who violently kills people
seppi: farts and blood
dietevil: I don't know but it would be AWESOME
torinhill: Annoying me.
Cut & Space: Kill Silent Bob!
pauljh: Didn't Kevin Smith write Jet Set Willy?
Evil HummingBird: a man saving a dog from exploding.....things? while on some sort of side quest to identify who he really is after all of those years of being in the mob
brainrob: Kill Silent Bob
POvidiusNaso: It would be about clever altar boys that talk about inane philosophical questions of the church and the justice in blowing away their sexually abusive priests with submachine (or shot) guns.
kevinwho: Gory dismemberment of slackers. Or by slackers. Not sure which.
japhmi: Killing and bath theology, in a self-contradictory way.
Unitbuster: If it didn't have Barney the Dinosaur being decapitated, a fight between the Power Rangers and Hulk Hogan (who'd stomp their asses) and at LEAST fifty ninjas fighting in broad daylight with an equal number of pirates, robots, and zombies in one of those inflatable bounce things you see at carnivals, I'd be seriously disappointed.
LemonyFresh: Kill MisterCranky
Adiegirl: Extreamly witty female martial artists trying to kill each other with as much blood as possible. Ben Affleck would be in there somewhere, too. He'd probably be buried alive.
zadmando: lots o swears
Loquutus: Stoner assassins and it would be all out of order like Pulp Fiction
Cerebus: Vampire slaughter at a comic-book convention.
Bahamut-X: Jay and Silent Bob needs to help El Mariachi... beat me why :P
Yollege: Who cares. the dialogue would be INCREDIBLE!!! This must get done.
javelin98: "Natural Born Mall Rats" or "Kill Clerks Vol. 4"
xlorp: Lunch Money
GrandpaDave: A whole lot of stupid stuff
CharlieWonka: Fish
arkibet: Escape from New Jersey.
der_chad: Something with a lot of swearing and pop culture references.
chrisesko: swearing
Lord_Prussian: A bloody shoot out in a convenience store
Nomadik: crap
The Unbeliever: 42
pfoster: Anime nija lesbian chicks. With a fetish for Ben Affleck.
djlg: A remake of Fuller's "The Big Red One" with even more focus on the angst of the people involved.
familygaming: The violent history of the Pythagorean ninjas.
Bearcat89: People dying.
Toxidyne: Man, good question. Hmmm.... May something epic like "Moses: Plague Giver vol 2."
jttm: Oh god, Jay and Silent Bob with guns...
snoozefest: don't know
puffinge: killer lesbians
CortexBomb: Nothing of consequence, but it would be bloody with even better dialogue than normal and a swingin' 70's soundtrack
heli: comic books & super heroes of course -- actually QT thought that Chasing Amy was the best movie of its year so I expect this to happen eventually.
chaddyboy_2000: Goblins and peaches.
CDRodeffer: A misfit college band from the D.C. area who make it big.
skelebone: Star Wars : Episode I Redux
Spielfreak: 2.5 hours of working stiffs and hoodlums being shot in New Jersey.