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¿Question #3217?
puzzleme: Would you welcome a robot at work?

ocdspectrum: Can it write my notes for me?
Woelf: There used to be a welding robot in the shop at work, but it didn't work right and had been sitting unused for years, so it got sold.
pwilz: Sure, if she's cute.
KnobblySavage: Since I mostly turn into a robot at work I would welcome the company.
vandemonium: 11001001
Ombwiri: Yes. As long as I keep my job
Jatoha: yes
Phil Fleischmann: yes
Colonel Ripper: I already am
Deleted042515: I want a customer service bot I can send to the counter when I'm trying to do 7 things at once and some ASSHOLE wants to ask me if the cake is calorie-free.
One Fat Pug: As long as its polite and not after my job.
Polgara: why not.
Sidewynnder: Yes I would!
Frubgarde: I would be hard pressed to notice the difference.
aleo09: sure, it it would vaccum the rug
ZeroZilla: Not really, no.
Commandex: yes
ironsizide: If he was like Bender, you bet!
POvidiusNaso: Nope.
enwood: Only if he did my job and gave me time for a nap
Kagetora: Yep
elirlandes: What, you mean say 'hello robot, welcome to my place of work'? No, wouldn't see the point, really.
ZiggyZambo: yes
DHEK: Yeah! If he (it?) does his job well, why not?
WalkerRedEye: yes but it woudl ahve to eb a really tricksy ninjascopic robot to do what i do
Geosphere: Every day
ConspiracyGirl: yes
Spleen: Only if it were my own personal fembot
_Kael_: I think most are cyborgs here
mpw182: yup
Cascavel: Huh? I *AM* a robot at work.
The_T: No, it wouldn't have the sufficient artificial intelligence to need it.
Cthugha: If it was a cool one, like Bender, and not a bad one, like ED209
daveroswell: I work at the Post Office, we're all robots there.
Rileywiebe: Yes. But if it tried anything I would frag it.
wkover: Sure. "Hello, robot" does the trick nicely.
duLac956: Yes
Helenoftroy: Only if I still worked at walmart.
Russ G.: No, if it is a robot, it won't care if I talk to it or not.
SisyphusX: Depends on what it was doing in my office.
bigbadsteve: can he make my job easier?
Dr. No: I'd like to get rid of them
vampywife: yes
ltux: Of course, if he did my bidding. My evil bidding.
OzGamer: Absolutely, unless it walked in saying "Death to all humans!"
Dorque: Yup.
Freejack: Never. He is getting hot coffee poured down his matrix.
TheDS: depends
brainrob: With open telescopic arms
richdknows: yes
jll1024: It depends on the robot.
puffinge: As long as it means less work for me...
MochaKimono: Only if it wasn't a laser-eye-beam killer robot.
Loquutus: Another toadie trying to take my job? No thank you!
locusshifter: Absolutely. I drive heavy machinery daily anyway.
beakermyers: No
ZombyDawg: Why? Will it's feelings be hurt if I'm not friendly?
EYE of NiGHT: Sexy robot?
GI Joe: No, a robot couldn't do my job.
BaSL: No.
djflippy: Hells yeah
Mike A: Probably, but I'd start to worry if its eyes began to glow red.
matthew.marquand: depends...what's it doing there?
ssmooth: Why bother -- the robot doesn't have feelings.
CherryPie: No.
CharlieWonka: Hell yeah
Ludocrazy: Doing what?
Nem Menuu: Yes.
arkibet: no.
Lord_Prussian: Sure
Ardos: Yes
mrbeankc: no
skrutsch: Sure.
snoozefest: that'd be cool
Randy Cox: Sure
AWildEep: Sure.
Cavedog_pdx: Depends on which employee was being replaced.
djlg: Only if it was sentient. Otherwise I'll just leave it to do its job.
2amp: better than the dead people in the office now
heli: autoworkers already have robots at work
Dave: Is it one of those ErotiBot 9000 models?
jttm: Who does my job? Or just makes coffee?
scriptorum: No, I already work with enough automatons.
CortexBomb: No, I would probably not speak to it, they don't have self-awareness yet that I'm aware of
skelebone: Sure, I'd say "Welcome to Wal-Mart. Can I get you a cart? We have bacon on sale for a dollar thirty-eight a pound"
chaddyboy_2000: Probably not.
CDRodeffer: Would the robot welcome me in return?
Spielfreak: Sure, but don't expect me to join it at the oil-cooler for chit-chat.