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¿Question #3231?
dakarp: Why can't someone come out with a low calorie candy made with Splenda and Olestra?

RealGuest: Oh my... Just push the button and get it over with
Ladybug3: because it would be worse for you than sugar
Pithagoras: because both of those are fake and suck
Greedo: Check the candy isle in Walmart or Target for a green bag. Russell Stover chocolates. Sugar free. 1 carb each. Amazing stuff.
Woelf: Because it would taste like ass.
doogxela: In order to be classified as candy, it needs to meet certain criteria. Tasting good is one of those. Splenda and Olestra would prevent any food-like substance from matching that criteria.
jegan22280: b/c candy is supposed to be good
2amp: eww...
42ndSSD: Because then you'd get double diarrhea with two cherries on top.
Shijuro: If they do, it'll taste like chocolatey ass.
odinsfirecracker: Um... let's see Olestra is an oil substitute and that would be just slightly gross.
ctrzn: They have you'll be running to the bathroom, my friend.
DHEK: Ask the snack companies.
TheArchAngel: Anything that carries a lable on the packaging that states: "This Product Contains Olestra. Olestra may cause abdominal cramping and loose stools." would not be eaten by many. In fact, products that had Olestra in them have not done well in sales over the years.
aleo09: too expensive?
manowarplayer: who are they?
vampywife: i think they have, it usually makes people sick.
W Eric Martin: Blarg!
ZombyDawg: Because people who make candy want to be able to SELL it, too.
Cromaa: egads....I'd never leave the bathroom then
brainrob: With what?
h1ff: Why can't you just stop existing?
sjthomp: They did, its called the 'Anal Leakage Pop'
Nightmare: I have seen low calorie Reeses Peanut Butter Cups
CunningGabe: Because such a candy would turn you inside out and wear your intestine as a scarf.
Loquutus: They already did.
japhmi: Because everybody hates you.
jellospike: sugar lobby
MDettmer81: Because they probably mess with your digestive system too much
POvidiusNaso: They did. It's called "Cancer Gum."
Windopaene: Because then it wouldn't be candy, it would be a laxative
scriptorum: They have 0 calorie candies made with Aspertame. No good?
skrutsch: I'm sure they will. It will probably be deadly.
obob: they probably can, and maybe have, but I wouldn't go near it
Thedalek: Because it would simultaneously imbalm you and void your bowels.
grinningpik: They have, but would you want to eat it?
Lord_Prussian: I think they have
sourwyrm: cancerous
puffinge: I'm for that. I would try them.
Randy Cox: Why would you want to eat either one of those?
sdownin: Because it would taste like crap?
mrbeankc: They have!!!
snoozefest: eventually
djlg: Because it would be revolting.
AWildEep: Because cancer is bad
Cavedog_pdx: I think such a combination might be toxic or cause gas.
jttm: Gross. Why eat a candybar with low calories?
Spielfreak: Blech! Candy is fattening, period.
heli: who wants Olestra? yuk (either there are technical reasons or Olestra doesn't want to be associated with candy)
skelebone: Because it would give you anal leakage and taste funny.
chaddyboy_2000: Because it would taste like dick.
CDRodeffer: I think that would be Olestravigantly Splendad.