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¿Question #3285?
Randy Cox: Tribute to darthcliff: Can you tell that I've got a four-hour-plus hard-on for Star Wars? Is there any help for me?

BOBBYCAN: Try a force choke. Hee.
Sadir: listen to Jar Jar's dance mix CD
Skwib: Vajazzle.
Woelf: If he hasn't seen a doctor by now, he's probably dead.
Wargamer204: Yes, gardening shears!
pwilz: Unless you've taken the medicine. I can't help you.
2amp: no, no
The Unbeliever: 42
Randy Cox: Amazing how quickly these topical questions become worthless.
Cornbread46: Cialis
Geosmores: yes and no
aleo09: sure
scriptorum: No, I cannot tell this short of your unverified admission. Probably not, no. Sorry. See ya.
DHEK: No I can't tell. But yes, there is help. For your hard-on that is. Try googling to find a pic of goatse. That'll cure you.
TheArchAngel: no to both
caesarmom: No
Leo-T: shock therapy and thorazine
Skeletor: ill send mark hamill over to your house
ZombyDawg: Like the commercial says: call your doctor
bigbadsteve: you should see a doctor
interhawk: no no
brainrob: Oh dear ...
dietevil: Yes - it's in the bathroom under the sink, behind the extra toilet paper.
Hossen: Maybe a support group or something?
rawdawg: no
flyinghogfish: No, that's a very worrying thought
POvidiusNaso: It's easy to tell when you're told via Geek Question. The help you seek lies beyond my desire to give.
arkibet: yes, I could blow you.
Domokun: nope and nope
melissa: Go watch Jar Jar Binks. That will cure anything.
Crackerjack: No.
beakermyers: Jar Jar Binks
Cerebus: Suicide is painless, I hear.
GrandpaDave: No
ststrat: See your doctor and next time take only half the pill.
ValJor: Boy, you're weird!
sourwyrm: no there is not
Lord_Prussian: You should see your doctor about that one.
djlg: Yes. StarDrek.
darthcliff: Because, you see, ever since Natalie Portman filed that restraining order . . .
jttm: Haha. A fitting tribute
snoozefest: no; no
puffinge: Alert the media! Or is it call your doctor? I don't know, do something!
CDRodeffer: Is that a light sabre in your pocket, or....
Spielfreak: It's time to lay off that Darth Viagra
chaddyboy_2000: He should probably go to the hospital for that before his dick a-splodes.
skelebone: Cialis and Star Wars do not mix. Consult your physician.