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¿Question #3288?
kennyb: Lawyers , Guns or Money?

oldhoss: If you only need one, consider yourself lucky. I'll be down Honduras way in a couple months. Let me know what you need when the shit hits the fan.
ABlindManSees: Money can buy Lawyers and Guns so... money.
SilhouetteLie: No thanks, no thanks, I wish.
OrdinaryEvidence: All 3 in equal measure
DropDeadCriminal: Money can buy lawyers and guns, guns can enable you to take money (but you may need to give it to the lawyers afterwords), laywers can also enable you to take money but you may end up facing someones gun.
CrankyPants: Money
ricardofo: Distance
Felimid: Money. Lawyers (bad ones) will litigate you to hell and back and they'll enjoy every moment of it. Guns (if the NRA could make it so) would be in the hands of every idiot in sight (even if those idiots had zero competence in handling and taking care of their guns). Money means I can spend it on non-lawyer, non-gun things. Like boardgames!
dshuby: Aren't all these related?
ZiggyZambo: all 3
jessitron: Money
kathleenryan: The fan
kingmaker fan: You need the money to pay the lawyer when you use the gun.
pwilz: I'm not sure what you are asking here. Should there be a comma after the word guns?
Capt O: money
vandemonium: Werewolfs of London
ZeroZilla: Of the three, the Lawyers (well, some of 'em) will be around the longest.
old hat: yes
vampywife: don't they all kinda go hand-in-hand?
Giorflee: Guns.
Golux: Money.
Mr_Six: This is a trick question right? You use the guns first.
bigmop: Guns shot at lawyers for money.
Keonyn: Guns
DHEK: Money.
Benzebub: Money
kmcdougan: Lawyers, with guns & money
eddyspaghetti: Money.
Brentoon: How much will you pay me to shoot a lawyer? Probably not as much as the lawsuits the lawyer would throw at us both, but let me ask you this...who would be HIS lawyer?
Grungydan: What's the question?
WalkerRedEye: money
mike86: they sound related
MightyMike: money
aleo09: why
pdrayton: Money
Leo-T: use money to buy guns to shoot lawyers
Spinch: Money.
riks: money good. lawyers bad. guns - only in conflict simulations
MaksimSmelchak: This is the punch line to a bad joke, right?
Langoroth: Guns
Shotmagnet: Each creates the necessity for the others, so who can choose?
Igloo cool: Money
jasta6: God!
TiLT: If you get money, you'll need guns. If you need guns, you also need a lawyer. If you need a lawyer, you'll need money. Tough one
LemonyFresh: Money
Great Dane: money - I don't care for the other two
Unitbuster: Meh, at first glance I read this question as "Lasers, Guns or Money," and I was all, "damn! Hard one!"
jellospike: Swords
ZombyDawg: Dad, get me out of this!
brainrob: Money
scriptorum: Question sense make?
atlantean_tauri: That's just like asking "Gypsies, Tramps or Thieves?"
Loquutus: A lawyer
puffinge: $
nexttothemoon: Money
arkibet: guns.
xlorp: Use the guns to shoot the lawyers and keep the money.
thegroff: money, money.
deedob: Money
laurion: Any one can be judiciously applied to get the other two.
gt8595b: Money
ValJor: Can I use the guns to take some money from the lawyers?
Mikebegeta: lawyers
sourwyrm: money
Lord_Prussian: Guns
CharlieWonka: Money will do the others i don't like.
skrutsch: What about them?
Bahamut-X: A crazy mix if you ask me...
djlg: ...are quite useful when committing crimes.
jttm: Shoot the lawyers, keep the money
snoozefest: ?
Belash: money
Mike A: Yes, please.
skelebone: I'll have a little of each, thanks.
CDRodeffer: Ug! Use the guns to get rid of all the lawyers, then take their money. Society as a whole will thank you.
heli: huh?
Spielfreak: money
chaddyboy_2000: Uhh, money?