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¿Question #3315?
Randy Cox: What exactly does "pissing up a rope" mean?

ocdspectrum: I think it’s the same as peeing into the wind, but even more ludicrous to do it up a rope.
DaveyJones6911: i would wager that 'up a rope' in this instance is a euphamism for 'into the wind'. perhaps something to do with speed of ships being measured with a rope...
zemus: Never heard this vulgarism before.
Felimid: Someone was lying on their back, too drunk to notice that a rope isn't a toilet.
sweetgotham: To do something near impossible
pooterbug: Not sure, but it sounds messy
pwilz: Look it up in wikipedia?
kathleenryan: Be careful about your actions or trouble will rain back down on you.
2amp: i don't know
metor2: Getting your feet wet?
badfish20: It is not possible to piss up a rope, there for if you are said to be pissing up a rope, then you are doing something that will end in disappointment...or with pee in your face
David35: a non english speaker couldn't answer
RichCsigs: If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you.
DHEK: I've not heard that term before.
Greedo: A useless guesture meant to waste someone elses time.
Numskull: Urinating in such a way that it travels up the rope. (Duh.)
POvidiusNaso: I think it means, why don't you go waste your time messing yourself by doing something retarded.
seppo21: I imagine it means exactly what the image conjurs -- someone trying to piss up a rope hanging down in front of them. Of course, that will likely end up being an unpleasant experience.
warpozio: it's a Ween song ;)
onky: Just as it says. And it's quite hard I can tell ya.
Leo-T: never heard that one before - it doesn't sound pleasant
Nekura: It means you are working counter to your best interests.
brainrob: No idea ... but it sounds like an exercise in futility
nibuen: no idea
vampywife: i've been wanting to know that myself
dragonewtking: wait a minute, I'll go see if I can find out....
davidwpa: It means you aim up a rope and let it fly
stephensj23: An expression of futility. Try it sometime.
ekted: Go keep yoursely busy doing something impossible
The 17th Ogre: Pissing with godlike precision and accuracy. And pissing off the kid behind you in gym class.
EDS Teioh: to urinate in a direction opposite from down along a piece of thick twine
Cerebus: It means you get wet.
mrbeankc: No idea
Legend Dan: Try it sometime and you'll see.
the grim reaper: please don't ask
skrutsch: I don't know, but it sounds messy.
Lord_Prussian: An endeavor that is not worthwhile.
AdamT: Probably something like pissing against the wind.
chaddyboy_2000: If you pissed up a rope, it would all drip back down on you.
rdmasters: A pointless and self-defeating exercise. cf Pushing a piece of string.
scriptorum: Wasted effort.
djlg: Give it a go and let us know.
davidme: Wasting one's time?
jttm: Umm... try it and see
snoozefest: wasting time?
heli: you said it, not me
skelebone: It's an interesting pheonomenon of hydraulic physics. If you piss up a rope, the urine flow will defy gravity and pass up the rope. Try it.
CDRodeffer: I don't think I want to know.
puffinge: Ask Ween.