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¿Question #3415?
heli: Why is it that "Johnny" can't read?

Archive77: I blame the American education system.
cowboycw: He was born a waterhead.
Hendal: he is a lazy stupid boy whose parents are silly stupid people
resin: do that too much and you'll go blind...I'm talking about stabbing yourself in the eyes, of course.
Nater: He's txting hs bff?
Carcagarbage: The lights are turned down
pwilz: Sigh. Could those who continually criticize the young do a study on people their own age for a change. You would be surprised how many 50 year olds in the United States don't know which two countries border the United States.
KR1S: Good Question. That is discrimination against Johnnies all over the world. We should ban together and sue the pants off of whoever said that in a class action lawsuit.
RustanR: No idea
vandemonium: He had his eyes eaten by badgers before he learned how to do so.
Polgara: his eyes are closed and he doesn't know braille
Narlgoth: Because his eyeballs are upside down :- .
StitzL: Because his parents don't have the Cash to buy books.
Impr3ssion: He's dumb. Like all people that can't read. (The best part is, they don't even know I made fun of them!)
ryansdavis: Sally pushed him down the stairs when he was a baby.
jcarvin: Cuz he's only 1 year old?
DHEK: He didn't pay attention in school, perhaps?
edralla: Yas I kin ... end I kin ritte 2!
TheArchAngel: too busy playing with Dick and Jane
aleo09: skipped school
eddyspaghetti: Blindness?
Brain: Maybe he isn't really trying
Leo-T: he went to public school
Dweeb: He's illiterate?
2amp: too much TV & PC
scriptorum: I stuck him in the eye and then he fell on the other eye.
ZiggyZambo: Cause he's dead.
GornTC: The lid was up?
bigbadsteve: it has to do with the frontal lobotomy, doesnt it?
cad614: he spends all his time planting apple trees
BigWoo: whadditdatsay? Johnny.
brainrob: Social background?
GuyHill: he never learnt to
Firepigeon: No High School maybe
vampywife: he got gipped with a rotten teacher who was too busy with the other kids to help him learn
Shotmagnet: dyslexia
KineticKill: Liberal Teachers spending too much time on sensitivity/diversity/revisionist history instead of Reading/Writing/Arithmetic!
POvidiusNaso: No eyes.
agentjonz: 'cause his President can't, either
NCognito: He's a tard.
Loquutus: Cuz he could play the guitar like he was ringing a bell.
javelin98: He's too pissed off that people are still calling him "Johnny" after all these years.
DaGen: too much red rum..
puffinge: he's wearing a blindfold
skrutsch: He's LD.
Lord_Prussian: Blame Canada, or the public school system (in Canada)!
MisterCranky: I know, I know! Because he's a stupid little jerk.
CharlieWonka: he was never taught how
sourwyrm: cause he slept under power lines when little
arkibet: Because he can't see Spot run.
thoia: Probably because Johnny is a pet turtle and turtle's don't read.
skelebone: It's all just clicks and whistles to him.
heli: "Johnny" being a euphemism for American youth, but you knew that. Didn't you?
jttm: Who is Johnny?
chaddyboy_2000: He probably doesn't have eyeballs.
Spielfreak: He was brought up in the video age
CDRodeffer: He might be blind.