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¿Question #3516?
kennyb: What is your favorite insult?

Hms_indefatigable: So mercifully relieved of the burden of intelligence
The Monstrous Jake: "Bloody oxygen breather."
Narlgoth: "Nazi". It's a good insult, suitable for a number of different people. Are you in my way? Nazi! have you just done something harsh? Nazi! Have you just eaten all of my food? Nazi! Are you attempting to take over the world whilst eradicating a whole culture? Nazi! See? ;- D
sirjeyhmis: Assbag!
Spirit of 70: I'm not fond of insults. If there's a problem, I try to resolve it. Insults are a waste of time.
Cringing Dragon: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. I doubt I'm the first one to use that.
CraftyShafty: No, but your face is.
Hendal: Dumber then dirt
Doppelganger89: Listening to your voice is like having a car battery dropped on my ball sac.
kathleenryan: I've never said it but heard of someone who did. It brings a smile to my face when I think of it though. "You're too stupid to talk to."
Deleted042515: Maybe you should stop being such a pussy.
Polgara: I think the one I use most is 'prutser' (dutch)
cgund: I guess "you're such a Brentoon" is pretty high up there. Also "douche" or "douchey", and if I'm really annoyed, "You're such the total Republican."
pwilz: You look like a monkey F****** a football.
zelador: "acorn" from A Midsummer Night's Dream
Geosmores: I do not have one
Ender667: Your mom.
Emeraldhunter: If my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards....
vampywife: I'm kinda fond of "If I wanted to hear an asshole I'd fart."
foxxdye: Douche bag. It's kind of pleasant sounding when you say it enough.
Chris Page: "I know you are, but what am I?"
DHEK: I don't have a habit of insulting people with the same insult. So I don't have a favorite one. Have some variety, man!
Penguin_Hatcher: the one that fits perfectly into the moment, that is so funny, that even the person being insulted is laughing.
2amp: You're living proof the pioneers f***ed the buffalo.
michely: I am not fluent enough in English, but here is a French Canadian one I like
Nazhuret: Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.
Dean Conrad: **** *** *** ***** ****er
dmomo: Something about your mom, I guess.
kashmoney: slap with the glove
ZombyDawg: Sometimes "douchebag" and sometimes "retard"
Burnham: your mom
PsyJam: I'll beat you down like a red-headed stepchild!
dictator555: I waver between the classic Python hamster/elderberries and something a lot more vulgar.
_Kael_: "I fart in your general direction" (Monthy Python's Holy Grail)
scriptorum: Shit off, fluffernutter. Actually I made that one up, I don't have a favorite.
Kasper: kneus! (dutch)
Cavedog_pdx: Bitch!
Helenoftroy: the world is bigger than the whole you crawled out of.
KDSN: Nerd Boy
Android: buttmonkey
Karlsen: Your father smelled of elderberries
Favre4MVP: You are bad.
skrebs: You cankerous slack-jawed puss-jibbet!
flyinghogfish: You're not a real geek at all!
chrisisapimp: dont know
POvidiusNaso: Dickhead.
javelin98: May your life serve as a warning to others!
skrutsch: I know you are, but what am I?
puffinge: I'd call you stupid, but it would be an insult to stupid people.
Bearcat89: The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's behind and ended up a stain on the sheets!
ctgamer: you motherless ****
GrandpaDave: I'm not inviting you to my birthday party!
Lord_Prussian: I don't really have one
ValJor: I wouldn't write it up here...
snoozefest: you SUCK!
mrbeankc: May warts grow on the inside of your nose oh drinker of camel's piss
jttm: Stop being so Cranky!
skelebone: I still like the one from the South Park Movie "Donkey-raping shit eater"
CDRodeffer: I try hard not to insult people.
chaddyboy_2000: You're a pee pee licker.
heli: "you goober"? ;)