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¿Question #357?
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oldhoss: No, but I would burn holes into his chest with my laser eyes.
Felimid: Nope. I'd ask him for half his game collection. Then mine wouldn't be low to mediocre anymore.
pwilz: No. I would have Bryan do it for me.
bcooperok: I'm not much of a 'snapper', I much prefer narrow blades and dark alleys.
machosancho: No, I would ask him who Tam Vasel is.
Skwib: Yes. Using Puffinge's scrotum.
jakal323: Don't care, really.
kathleenryan: No, I'd thank him for taking the time to review our game.
FNH1: yep, but i'd do it nicely. He's so nice, you'd have to do it nicely
Ben Firestorm: I would even if he didn't
Numskull: No. No, I would not.
DHEK: Nope. He's entitled to his opinion, even if it's wrong.
aleo09: no
Tushratta: I'd monkey-stomp him and mail his brains home to his momma.
malloc: Hell yes! Good thing I don't make games.
jhenke: Nah, I have family on the east coast.
matthewjhoskins: Low to mediocre is a start. Your next game has vast room for better reviews.
arkibet: no, I'd try to sleep with him for a better review.
Boomer: no
Mike McCall: I'd probably just snap a twig and never invite him to my place.
bigbadsteve: possibly
nibuen: I hope not
Ripper Bolgrot: Yes
XenoMaster: No, I prefer to snap spines like tree trunks
FrozenHoHos: Nah, I'd hold him hostage and have him play them over and over.
vampywife: nah, it wouldn't be worth it
tempus42: That would be impossible. Based on Tom's reviews, every game on earth has merit. (With which I don't necessarily disagree.)
WatchmanX2000: Tom who?
MeYesMe: I trust Tom implicitly. He could tell me my husband was low to mediocre and I'd consider trading up.
janiera: no
Ebon Wendigo: No, everybody is entitled to their opinion.
Ender667: I'd ignore him, like everyone else I don't know.
scriptorum: LOL. That's a good one. No, but only because he's got a personal line to the Big One's red phone and I'd hate him to make that call while he's in ICU.
shizzane: :-D
vetinari7878: No, I would cry like a baby.
ZombyDawg: Why wait? Who is that guy, anyway?
skrebs: I think his spine is more like a young and pliable spruce sapling.
POvidiusNaso: Yup.
TaliaIsabelle: Yup
melissa: I would weep like a little girl.
puffinge: Am I capable of that?
GrandpaDave: No
consolewa: This is your best question so far. It gave me a good laugh and I can't rightly say why.
skrutsch: no
Thedalek: If it was a game I designed, I might be irked, particularly if it was one others seemed to enjoy. If it was just my collection, nah.
sourwyrm: it sounds more llike celery when you snap it
CharlieWonka: I don't see why not - could be fun
Nem Menuu: No, I would ask him why.
Puny_Viking: I don't have the strength
heli: Why? It looks like it's the best interview (or review) that Tom has done to date and both he and Steve Jackson got a lot of free publicity out of it -- you can't pay for that kind of marketing.
leece: My arms aren't that long. :-)
dr glaze et al: I don't think Mr Vasel has EVER given such a rating, and he tends to get weepy and hug even a piece of rhino dung in box as long as Alan Moon is mentioned on the cover. So no, I would not snap his spine, I would congratulate him on finally getting a spine and and adding the word "mediocre" to his vocabulary.
antiussentiment: no,i'd go back to my room and try harder... but first i'd steal his hat.
Belash: i think I would cry.
dakarp: Nah. When we still could measure our ratings correlations with other users here, I had the most negative correlation with him anyway.
darthcliff: I don't make games.
kimapesan: No, that'd be better than I'd expect in the first place.
Sceadeau: Hehe. No, I respect his opinion.
Lord_Prussian: No, but it would be disappointing
2amp: no, as long as he can support the claim then all critiques are welcome. you learn nothing by having everyone say "great game"
reddogfive: hehe
snoozefest: no
Jern: No
Mozbink: Yes but not because of your premise, I would snap his spine like a twig because he is a nice, personable, likeable bastard.
JoeSteadman: all ready did
stephensj23: No.
Bearcat89: Nah, Tom seems like a really decent fellow, I must say.
kennyb: he would probably be right
fellonmyhead: Not really; they are (so far).
gnomehome: He probably would be right
Karlsen: No because he hates some really fantastic games. If Tom equated my games to "Diplomacy" I would be honoured
Ludocrazy: No, he'd probably be right.
Bluenose: I know the way to S. Korea...
P.O.G.G.: No. That would take way too much effort.
djflippy: Haha. Well, technically, he didn't exactly say that to Steve Jackson, but I'll play along. No, I wouldn't snap his spine. I think everyone is entitled to an opinion.
Gorski: Of course
sdownin: No, but he might wake up to find a bloody, splintered chunk of his prized Crokinole board next to him in his bed.
BobDodgerBlue: I might
raolsson: No. I would re-evaluate my game design.
chaddyboy_2000: Does Tom ever call a game "low to mediocre"?
sumo: I would certainly have cause to terminate any interview.
Shakar: Nope, I value his opinion.
louiseh: Not if I was much richer than he was.
HappyProle: No.
Debate: It'd be a hard urge to resist, surely.
jttm: Nah.
hooded_paladin: Someone's bitter.
jens_hoppe: Nah, Tom calling a game "low to mediocre" is about as high praise as it comes.
Blackwind: Nah..hes a good guy.
djlg: I'd be too shocked.
scribidinus: Like I might ever be able to that to anyone. Even if I wanted to. Hey, I could hire it done though.
CortexBomb: No, rather in a state of dejection I would slowly plod my way toward the Mexican border wearing a wretchedly off-centre toupe. Once across, I would skat my way into oblivion while drinking cheap booze and cavorting with whores in Mexico City
WonderCinz: Oh yes.
kunnagh: No. That would be too quick. Much better to start a subtle undermining campaign that doesn't really bite for a few years, but has much better staying power... OR - forgiveness is good - everyone has off days!
willythesnitch: No, he's too far away
Scott Tepper: LOL!
Barrow-Wight: Of course not. It wouldn't happen. Tom has already filled his "low to mediocre" quota for this year.
PghArch: No.
hibikir: I would want to see him review snakes and ladders, and compare the review to Potter's version
berserkley: no, but if he implied my parents were never married, I'd give him a mouthful of bloody chiclets
ValJor: No
EYE of NiGHT: No. Firstly I'd have to go to South Korea, then I'd have to inflitrate an army base, and a US one at that, you know they're all trigger-happy goons, then I'd have to engage him in unarmed combat and finally I'd have to use some sort of spine-snapping tech
Flyspeck23: Only once.
skelebone: If Tom Vasel called my games anything other than "brilliant and innovative" I would sic the whole of North and South Korea on his ass.
netfilterz: No
CDRodeffer: No
WasQ: no, not only... ;P
dietevil: haha, no...
Reloaded: No, one of his 10s is my 6... but usually he is spot on for me at least. :)
ejmowrer: Haha. Um, I'd like to say yes, but he was justified in his "low to mediocre" comment.
MikeMKH: No
manowarplayer: Tom would love my games.