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¿Question #3689?
Claytonius Maximus: I'm lame, from Canada, and don't have anything better to do. Do I (a) steal a bunch of Steven Wright jokes and pose them as geekquestions, or (b) take off, eh?

ocdspectrum: Why not both? Just alternate the days.
Woelf: Apologize for not choosing "b" without asking.
BOBBYCAN: Here's an oldie but moldy.
beerbear: best take off ye hoser!
Felimid: If you can find a space shuttle on a launchpad and they let you use it, "take off" seems a better choice. But if you prefer the first answer, here's a Steven Wright: "In my apartment there's a switch. Everytime I walk past it I flick it. Two weeks later a guy called from West Germany and said stop it." :)
jessitron: eh!
daveroswell: WHy rip off Steven Wright when you can rip off Bob and Doug Mackenzie?
Hector Vortac: Wow, tough choices for Canadian. (b), please.
rhackler: (c) Buy me tickets to see Rush, hoser.
WatchmanX2000: hockeypuck.
Delgaddo: b
Polgara: eh!
arkibet: go for the jokes. They'll go far around here
Phil Fleischmann: b
aleo09: sure go ahead
Mundane: (b) definitely
cgund: Ha, fun.
davidchujr: b
foxxdye: Decide, as all Canadians eventually do, to get dual citizenship with as an American and then move to Idaho.
Nazhuret: ..heh... lame.. heh..
DHEK: Take off.
hacksword: (c) Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.
Geosphere: Find a hobby
seppo21: Take off, eh.
POvidiusNaso: b.
mrspank: Give us the Steven Wright jokes.
purvisa: B
Dean Conrad: What is "Canada"?
rawdawg: c-eh-n-eh-d-eh!
Son of Murray: (c) Eat some bacon.
greglios: Got to be b)
dmomo: b
Dorque: b
vampywife: whatever floats your boat
Zen Postman: I used to live near a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place....My friend George is an AM radio announcer. When we walk under a bridge, you can't hear him talk.
brainrob: b
bigbadsteve: take off, eh, you hoser...
shebby: Go play a game of Munchkin, or somthing, will ya?
locusshifter: I like the Stephen Wright idea....you just made yourself very coll my friend....besides...there are too damn many funny people from Canada for it to be all that bad
ecasco_online: B, without doubt.
MDettmer81: B
puffinge: Wow, I must be the only person here who caught this reference.
Recneps: Well done young man.
davedanger: steven wright jokes
Yollege: A
melissa: take off, eh.
scriptorum: A.
djlg: (b)
snoozefest: b
Lord_Prussian: Take off, eh
erli: A
CharlieWonka: Take Off
CDRodeffer: It's your time. You choose what to do with it.
chaddyboy_2000: (a)
skelebone: Have a beer and some back bacon.
jttm: You could do both...
Spielfreak: I take it this is a warning that you've already chosen a), eh.