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¿Question #3765?
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Jbrady: Take a nap
Woelf: Take a nap.
Spirit of 70: Parlay that packet of equal into a fortune on the sugar substitute black market.
shumby: use the money for busfare and travel to a rich 'burb... find an opulent looking fellow... pour the equal in my hand and blow it into his eyes temporarily blinding him (and ultimately giving him eye-cancer). Then when he's reeling and writhing take his money and car and drive to Toronto because they have good crepes there.
kathleenryan: I'd get the 72 cents all in pennies, and I'd skip around a wishing well as I threw them in one by one, and sprinkle the equal around like fairy dust thus insuring my 72 wishes would come true.
CptRavage: I'd invent a game of high adventure. Duh! :-)
cgund: ..
bravhart007: Buy a store brand 3 liter bottle of cola, drop in the equal and watch the volcanic expanse!!!
Hector Vortac: Head to Hollywood or Venice Beach and try to get arrested.
slowcorner: Stow away aboard a ritzy ocean liner and eat buffet food and drink exuberantly. And snort Equal(TM) all night long.
DHEK: Buy a cheap cup of coffee, add the Equal into it and drink it. Then lay in a flower meadow and dream about my adventures all day.
Nezmaster: find a plastic bag. Pour equal into baggie. roll up baggie. Offer to sell baggie of white powder for 19.28..yes I have change for a 20...
hacksword: I would sell the packet of sugar for three cents, then play three games of Shinobi. Remember Shinobi? The game where you're a ninja and there was a minilevel where it's in first-person and your shooting shuriken at a bunch of enemy ninja? Good times, man. Good times.....
aleo09: too much excitement here. i can't even think.
Shannon Ferguson: lard
Brentoon: put the Equal just below my nose so it looked like i had been snorting crack, then i would go to up to ppl and throw the coins at them like shuriken!
bigbadsteve: keep on yearning
dragonewtking: ask McGyver, he'll know
brainrob: Get a job
Cromaa: Shoot myself...the ultimate adventure
vampywife: buy a small cup of coffee, add the equal, and be jittery for a while
Excalabur: play werewolf using the coins as role tokens.
ZombyDawg: Get rid of the Equal.
moyet: get a job
lauramath: Well I'm a girl--I'd find a sugar daddy to mooch off of
POvidiusNaso: Hop a freighter for the Congo in search of my true blue diabetic baboon sidekick, Gene Simmons.
selenite: Enlist.
mrbeankc: Whack you over the head, steal your wallet and use your credit cards to take a vacation to Jamaca
Kazin: But I don't have a yearning for high adventure...
confuse_a_cat: Give the Equal and 72 cents to a man in a suit, mentioning to him your heartfelt desire to help those who are clearly less fortunate than yourself.
richdknows: plugh
scriptorum: I'm pretty sure I could Macguyver both items into an explosive which I would use to ... uh ... snarfle the garthag.
atlantean_tauri: I'd call Ludwig van Beethoven and ask him if he wanted my Equal.
Tim Synge: Who?
Loquutus: Pull some lint out of my pocket and make a bomb, MacGyver style.
vetinari7878: Stowaway in a Liberian cargo ship.
phoeniix: pour equal over the coins and lick them off
ssmooth: Join the Mafia?
GrandpaDave: Sell the Equal as cocain for more cash, then go get drunk in an attempt to get shanghied into the French Foreign Legion.
Null Signature: Commandeer the nearest ship, enslave the 3rd worlds for crew and pillage and plunder on the high seas.
skrutsch: I'd buy a cheap magnifying glass and design a game out of the equal (particles, packet, receipt and package for magnifying glass.) The game would be about adventure.
Belash: as little as possible
MisterCranky: Hmm, this question has my highest percentage of cool answers. I am going to put Equal into more of these.
snoozefest: attack! all your base are belong to us
djlg: Stop answering geekquestions and hitchhike to somewhere adventerous.
sourwyrm: find a better geek question
CharlieWonka: Go play Pirates of the Spanish Main at Home.
Lord_Prussian: Buy a cup of tea and BAM kick it up a notch with the Equal. It'd have to be pretty cheap tea. After that, I'd climb Mount Everest.
puffinge: Lie on the couch and think about it.
CortexBomb: Snort the equal, donate the 72 cents to charity, and hitchhike to the Yukon
CDRodeffer: I'd spend the 72 cents on an empty Mason jar, find some trash cloth, capture a few grasshoppers and see if aspartame really does cause brain damage.
skelebone: Eat the equal, shove two of the pennies up my nose, and wait for my brain to melt.
chaddyboy_2000: I would stand on top of my stack of coins while dumping out the equal, all the while singing "Jingle Bells".
Spielfreak: Buy a small cola, dump in the SS, chug the concoction, and start bouncing off the walls.
jttm: Play Pirates Cove, bet 72 cents on the winner, and get a sugar high