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¿Question #387?
skelebone: Would you ask an oscillating fan a questions that it would answer "No" to?

Jrtolf: "a questions"?
oldhoss: Most of my a questions are first asked to an oscillating fan regardless of likely answer. Only the best a questions end up getting asked.
PandoraCaitiff: I will now.
Fennic: Do you understand?
AlexFab4: no
bungeeboy: Complicated.
bcooperok: I would, but then I wouldn't accept 'No' for an answer, and I would hold its head and the base would start oscillating, and well all hell breaks loose after that.
Blott: No, I usually just imitate Darth Vader into them.
R3sp4wN: I never ask questions unless I know the answer in advance. Plus, oscillating fans are know for thier lies.
jessitron: if paid to do so
daveroswell: I don't talk to my fans, I have my staff write form letters...
vandemonium: Only if it was a floor fan that oscillated. Oscillating fans on posts can be tricksey.
WatchmanX2000: is there a point to this question?
Squigherder: No.
matthan: Luke. I am your father.
Der Ubermolch: Maybe, if it felt lonely. "Don't you ever get tired of oscillating back and forth like that?"
DHEK: Why would I ask a fan any question???
Butterbane: only a mushrooms or pcp
Tushratta: It depends on which directions it oscillates in.
mpw182: Whitesnake
tipigi: It sounds like you steal material from Mitch Hedberg.
cowdog: Fans are too taciturn for my tastes.
brainrob: Huh?
Frankenfletch: Only when inpersinating Darth Vader.
LemonyFresh: Hehehe - I would indeed
gironha: Never thought about it. IT might be afun thing to do, but you would have to ask the question very slowly.
MitchellW: I try not to offend those I ask questions. If the fan wouldn't be offended I'm sure I could get a "no" out of it.
ctalbot: No.
bekudno: If "No" is the answer I want to hear, yeah, that might be quite an ego booster.
SenorOcho: Heh. No.
AbeLincoln: no
scriptorum: Dah er?
Igloo cool: Yes, I often need the support of oscillating and bobbing inanimate objects.
ZombyDawg: Fucktard
POvidiusNaso: I'm usually too busy trying to get into position to do the Darth Vader voice a la Tommy Boy.
javelin98: Yes
GI Joe: Huh?
Evilnames: What?
GrandpaDave: No
Legend Dan: No.
2amp: no
Lord_Prussian: I would now.
Spielguy: No to
davedanger: nominee for #10 top dumb question
fredminard: Yes
The Unbeliever: 42
AWildEep: no.
skrutsch: Only if I wanted the right answer.
Aldie: No, but I like doing the Darth Vader voice with it.
kennyb: I try not to ask questions of inanimate objects
schenker: Ask Dan Bosley. I think *he* has an osculating fan.
jpact: There's either and extra "a" or an extra "s" in this question. If only I knew your intent then this questions would make sense.
puffinge: fans can't talk uknow
Komodo: No
BengalBoy1980: ?
jpotell: If I were Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
isolated: They don't go back and forth fast enough.
boermans: I don't care how it oscillates - it makes me sound like a Darlek. That's enough for me.
gnomehome: Woosh woosh
GuyHill: yes
CDRodeffer: No
Blackwind: no
Cardinal Fang: Yes
Ludocrazy: You only talk into the fan to hear your voice get all funny.
Grimwold: remind me again how I tell whether the oscillating fan is answering yes or no?
Bluenose: What do you think?
chaddyboy_2000: What the hell are you talking about? How can you ask a questions?
m_r_tyler: Let me take this opportunity to answer another question. Yes, I think spelling and singular/plural usage are important when asking GeekQuestions.
djflippy: No, I try not to push my luck.
Gorski: Yes
geberus: yes
raolsson: What? Next question
tp_ryhansen: ?
phantomvortex: Is there money involved?
BobDodgerBlue: No
Karlsen: If you paid me I would consider it.
Shakar: No.
snoozefest: no
jttm: Huh?
queequeg: yes
djlg: No. But I have thought about tipping it over to create a more positive atmosphere.
Chris Tettamanti: Do you keep my hair in place? Do you keep my documents in order? Do you have 3 settings? LIAR! My fan lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you're not saying ANYTHING
pernishus: Now that you mention it, yes I might
PopeBrain: No, talking to fans is bad.
Flyspeck23: No.
WonderCinz: No.
fizzix: You mean like "Do you keep the papers on my desk from moving?"
tragicpoet: Um... 12?
Gelatinous Goo: if it oscillated wildly
MisterCranky: I would ask it if it were a tree frog.
ValJor: No
seppo21: All of the time, mostly to get the neat sound effects added to my voice.
Sparta: Would I!
janiera: No
Jim_P: Sure
HBGlover: Whaaaaa...?
viogression: Absolutely. "Should I go to work today?"
shumyum: Would you like fries with that?
CortexBomb: I try not to rile oscillating fans, they've been known to shred flesh when they're ill at ease around people
skelebone: You're damned right I would!
Spielfreak: I would, but I have no fans. *sniff*