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¿Question #3877?
erli: Why do some people have bigger butts than others?

yeancientone: Genetics. And possibly diet. Mine is not big, as far as I'm aware, but I can't see it right now.
mil05006: Life.
Woelf: Genetics + Sir Mix-A-Lot
TiwazTyrsfist: Genetics, and chocolate.
Myok: It's all in the jeans.
sweetgotham: How else am I going to perform my mating dance?
pakruse: Genetics, diet, lifestyle, bad luck?
Septic: genes. har har.
pwilz: It would be so boring if all butts were the same.
MamaRat: To get other people love drunk off our humps, our lovely lady lumps.
engdy: Because they're very dramatic and like to make sure both sides of the argument are highlighted
Kyashi01: So they can stay comfortable when gaming.
Cringing Dragon: Because some smoke cigars and others cigarettes.
muzfish4: Have another cheesburger and tell me later.
ZeroZilla: It's a muscle, then there's a layer of fat. Some people have more of one or the other than, er, others.
Numskull: Because some people smoke cigarettes, while others smoke cigars.
vampywife: we're all just built differently
FNH1: Cheesecake. Yummy!
MrKou: Some people like putting hams in thier pants.
uiek: Because they sit to much
Decorius: Someone is always bigger.
DHEK: Different people are just built differently.
kmcdougan: more candy
Onionking: Because they drink pop like water and don't exercise.
Butterbane: Genetics
aleo09: genetics
Cmot Dribbler: gravity
Chad Jensen: Why are some of these questions so lame?
Surya: McDonalds
General Electric: because they are bigger assholes
bigbadsteve: ghetto booty is all the rage
jeffwolfe: So their jeans will fit.
spamspam2: genetics, or donuts
Cut & Space: cause they are bigger
Urhixidur: Because the distribution has non-zero width.
falloutfan: Eating could have something to do with it. Then there's genetics as well.
Dorque: McD.
chriscarl25: One word: donuts.
WatchmanX2000: if you haven't figured this out by now, I'm not explaining it to you.
brainrob: A combination of gender and calorific intake
Loquutus: NEVER trust a big butt and a smile.
janiera: Cause they do
skrutsch: People come in all shapes and sizes.
Gialmere: Genetics
billgoode: Some folks it has to do with diet, others it's just genetic.
skrebs: Continental symmetry.
POvidiusNaso: The gravitational pull of the moon simply has more effect on some people.
scriptorum: They just do. Same reason why some people ask dumber questions than others.
Tushratta: Cheese-Its.
Belash: cottage cheese
GrandpaDave: Why does the rain fall from up above? Why do fools fall in love?
djlg: Because we're variable organic beings, not high quality manufactured goods.
snoozefest: genes
Lord_Prussian: That's just the way it is. Plus, it let's you ask this GQ.
Cavedog_pdx: Some of us are lucky. The rest of you have to use suspenders and belts to keep your pants up.
Randy Cox: Because some people's heads are larger than others'.
matthew.marquand: To retain parity in the world
melissa: Too much food, too much sitting, wrong genetic makeup
Akke: genetics
skelebone: I stand corrected... I revoke this title to any previous question upon which I have bestowed it. _This_ is the GREATEST QUESTION EVER!
puffinge: Is this an ass question?
CDRodeffer: Genetics, sex, diet, exercise and sicknesses all play a role.
jttm: Otherwise women would have nothing to be insecure about
Spielfreak: The same reason why some people have more tact than others, I suppose.
chaddyboy_2000: There are probably many variables, ranging from genetics to diet.