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¿Question #3914?
sourwyrm: what's the funniest bathroom graffiti you have seen?

Shleeg: a drawing of a wang jizzing on the world with the caption "this too shall pass".
pwilz: I once had a book that consisted of funny graffiti collected from Pac-10 colleges in the 1970s. I'm curious now as to whether or not any of it was written by some of our friends here.
mike_fantastic: "I eat my Dookie....mmmmm...."
kathleenryan: "There was a man from Nantucket," .......
Spirit of 70: I can't recall.
ZiggyZambo: I don't think I've ever seen clever bathroom graffiti.
BeeCeeJay: "I'm pooped."
ZeroZilla: Came across an entire book on the fine art of bathroom graffiti, the other day. Almost bought it, but then I couldn't leave it out where people would stumble upon it, and question my impeccable taste. The part I found amusing, though, was that some of the graffiti written by and for women was sort of 'pull together, sisters' inspirational-type messages, and that just struck me as such a far cry from 'Here I sit', and 'For a good time, call:'... it was funny.
MadBrad: Grafitti is not funny.
jajax: It's never funny
Frubgarde: This takes me back to a hostelry called The Carpenter's Arms in Aberdare and the late 1980s. Someone, in a moment of drunken sincerity, had scrawled "My father made me a homosexual" on the wall above the urinals. Below, and in a different hand, was the riposte "If I give him some wood, will he make one for me?".
gattling: "Lysdexics Untie"
tuttleboy: What are you laughing at, the joke's in your hand.
FNH1: To quote : "Help I'm a prisoner in a bog paper factory" written on the bog paper
gmcash: on a urinal: caution: watch for toothpicks, crabs can pole vault
Nekura: I've never really found any creative or funny. Just the typical stuff.
Wes Hope: cleopatra does the nasty
Karlsen: Call Sourwyrm for a good time
aleo09: none really, it's usually tasteless
Nazhuret: poop!
kingmaker fan: Not for public viewing.
Lord_Prussian: I didn't see it myself, but Neko Case did, so it's good enough for me: "Your mother swims out to meet troop ships". The best one I can remember actually seeing is "I woke up yesterday with nothing to do. By the time I went to bed I'd only gotten half done."
themagni: I saw "Ejection Seat: Pull handle" on the porcelain once.
DHEK: I can't remember. But I'm pretty sure there were some gems I've seen.
Brentoon: "This is the girls bathroom, the urinals are for wall decoration" in the men's restroom
bluebehir: I can't remember.
Numskull: "WESTFIELD STATE COLLEGE DIPLOMAS - Take One" with an arrow pointing to the toilet paper dispenser.
purvisa: There is funny bathroom graffiti?
cowdog: Dyslexics Untie!
daveroswell: After Bush "won" against gore, a message pointing to the toilet that said "place votes here"
WalkerRedEye: i dont think i should say thisis a family sight
bigbadsteve: i dont remember the whole thing, but it was something about the crabs jumping 6 feet high
SisyphusX: (On a hot air dryer) Push here for a message from your local Congressman.
dmomo: Those who write on sh*thouse walls, roll their sh*t into tiny balls. Those who read these words of wit, eat out tiny balls of sh*t.
cln777: A picture of Pee Wee Herman in Buca's
arkibet: God made man. God made grass. Man smokes grass. Whom do you trust?
WatchmanX2000: the popes incensed, the clergy raves, but none the less, jesus shaves. -Burma Shave
gr8lookinguy: "hey lisa's a slut, go see a Gynecologist and take care of those soars!" She was my ex. But i didn't write it there
ZombyDawg: Please don't eat the mints
davedanger: here I sit groaning and strainin' givin birth to another Iranian (1980)
Loquutus: Here I sit, all brokenhearted...
Redneon: Don't throw your cigar butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
scriptorum: I don't remember. Sad how memory fades.
Cerebus: lim ENG (GPA -> 0) = CS
xlorp: Don't look up here, the joke is in your hands.
chaddyboy_2000: It had boobies.
sourwyrm: the flush twice it's a long way to the cafeteria one, i remember it from HS days -- most have been a c ommon one
skrutsch: I haven't seen any lately.
snoozefest: can't remember that kind of stuff
The Unbeliever: 42
puffinge: How to jerk off. Written on a sign that said "first pull up then pull down.
skelebone: I tend not to spend much time purusing the literature of the facilities.
CDRodeffer: Please flush twice -- it's a long way to the cafeteria.
jttm: Look up! Further up! Much further! Over here! You're pissing on your shoes.