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¿Question #3991?
erli: What can of whoop-ass can you open?

ocdspectrum: I’m pretty good at farming and worker placement games, so all the people want me to play them with them.
Felimid: I prefer using a can of Liquid Schwartz.
Spirit of 70: In the right circumstances, as big a one as I need.
intrepideddie: A woodchuck would chuck... oh, wait... wrong question.
nickreich: Ass-Brand Whoop-Ass
residue: I can say really mean things behind your back!
DarrinWilliams: I have a special Whoop-ass can-opener. I can open them all.
vandemonium: A recyclable can of whoop-ass.
kingofthegrill: a big can
Numskull: It doesn't matter. Ass is whooped by people, not by cans.
PsyJam: a big ol' can
POvidiusNaso: The third from the left.
DHEK: Any can that's of reasonable type.
Butterbane: Serious can of pout
aleo09: the industrial strength.
Ebon Wendigo: Whoop-ass? Has that got something to do with Whooping cranes
cluegirl: a large one.....(you gotta problem w/ that?!)
ZiggyZambo: The 8 oz.
dmomo: A double deuce.
Dorque: Ones with pull tabs.
Dale of the Bow: Mine---6'3", berserk and own a sword
ZombyDawg: The one with the pull-tab.
vampywife: the big one
javelin98: The strawberry-flavored one. Much better than any other flavor of whoop-ass.
hooded_paladin: There's a selection of them? I'll take the 12 oz soda can. No, bottle. Mmm Green Apple Jonesies (and other such tangents)
jasta6: all out right now......................................
VuduJoie: Mega-sized!
consectari: All kinna whoop-ass!
scriptorum: Just this one that's expired. I spray it on you and your ass feels not so much whooped as pinched.
bigbadsteve: the orange one
brainrob: What?
Famous Mortimer: I think you mean "may" I open.
Loquutus: I buy mine at a warehouse club, so they're extra large.
Dinky_Gnatbane: Trial-size, but I usually have to have someone help me get the lid off.
Windopaene: The one with the springy snakes
erli: Anything with my karate can opener
skrutsch: I can't.
puffinge: I'm a quiet little bird.
markus_kt: The purple one.
kennyb: the jumbo mega charged economy size
Lord_Prussian: pardon?
chaddyboy_2000: That one.
jttm: With or without my special powers?
skelebone: Only one with a pull-tab.
CDRodeffer: You know, I don't think they sell some of the Jones brands around here any more.