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¿Question #3999?
meshuggener: Do you think the Orbital Mind Control Lasers are at work right now?

PolarDad: Smoking is bad for you
Jrtolf: Only on Trump supporters.
Woelf: Not as far as you know.
BOBBYCAN: I know they are.
WillyRapier: *ping* Yes
Felimid: Dunno. Has anyone asked Paul and Phil Hartnoll (the group Orbital) what they think of it?
KillerPower: I hope so... otherwise I had to fire some more people for not doing their job!
Phil Fleischmann: It would explain a lot.
Spirit of 70: No.
Septic: Not Lasers, Masers!
pwilz: Bang bang bang Twist Barbie!
nastycleavage: Yes but they are usless for most of the population as they are mindless
vandemonium: F o r s o m e r e a s o n m y f i n g e r s a r e t y p i n g " n o "
billyboy: Well duh
ricardofo: I can not control my mind to answer this. I do not know why.
WatchmanX2000: prove they exist.
ipgyst: .
mooknee: mostly
acetylcholine: been there. Done that
diehard4life: *he's on to us*
ctrzn: Well my husband want to know what the hell is keeping me on this website right now so...
WalkerRedEye: no man ist all about piskies
Blind Reality: No they're out for sheduled maintanance. But normal service will resume shortly.
Der Ubermolch: Well, it's 9PM, so if so, they'd better be getting paid overtime.
matthan: no.
DHEK: I don't think they even exist in the first place.
bigbadsteve: i cannot answer. they are watching me
aleo09: no.
2amp: the voices tell me that's not trup (record skips) not true (record skips) not true
Leo-T: I must say no
ZiggyZambo: I feel compelled to say no.........
purvisa: No. The precision from orbit just isn't there. They come from the TV, silly.
ellephai: No; I usually know when they're going to use them, and I haven't picked up any messages on my fillings lately.
cowdog: Of course no...what mind control lasers?
ZombyDawg: I wanted to say yes but something made me say no.
riks: Fnord
cmtdrt: yes
vampywife: just between us, yes, but i have a helmet that protects me from them.
DocStryder: When you read this answer..go look outside a window at the sky...you will not remember even asking this question after the blinding flash of light hits you.
Chris Page: They say they don't exist.
eschaton1000: Probably not. The Illuminati probably has enough trouble as it is right now keeping the Alpha Centaurians from robbing us all of our self-esteem.
sidkuhn: no
jim69_US: no
hemulen: I think they are having a day off
dragonewtking: everybody knows they don't use lasers for mind control, they use radio waves beamed into the chip planted in your head....
scriptorum: No, you're crazy, there are no orbital mind control lasers at work right now. They only turn them on at night.
Zen Postman: My tinfoil hat is glowing so I would say yesssss massster.
Avatar_69: Not as long as I keep my tinfoil hat on!
TheDS: 42
POvidiusNaso: I wish.
oceanika: How else would you explain the state of U.S. Politics?
orodreth: Only to eradicate GeekQuestions and GeekAnswers when a text string matches the dirty word list
Android: YES.
Tushratta: Yes. I can feel the pulsing in my head.
dave45: No
skrutsch: of course, that's why I'm wearing this tin foil hat.
BaSL: Don't care, it's sunday
Megadev: if they are, I think the one in my area is broken
sourwyrm: yes
rayzir: there - is - no - mind - control
Lord_Prussian: Probably not
chaddyboy_2000: Not really.
CDRodeffer: Yes
GuyHill: yes
jttm: HQ, we have a problem in Sector H42-13. Someones figured it out. I repeat... someones figured it out.
skelebone: Yes, quite insightful of you.
Spielfreak: Have you been to Bavaria lately?