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¿Question #4014?
erli: I haven't been keeping up with current events...Can someone tell me what happened to Michael Jackson's nose?

BOBBYCAN: Yeah, no.
pricero1: It's not looking too good right now. So no change.
DancesWithBeagles: It formed its own band and is now touring Papua New Guinea
Hendal: to much surgery
vandemonium: Mike Tyson bit it off.
Connal: He cut it off to spite his career.
Polgara: it's lost in space
dawnelamb: I think it fell off. South Park has an episode where most of his face slides off.
Zarion of Arabel: it died
Capt O: it won a trip to vegas
Blacknightjj: nothing by his count, but he had so many operations on his face.....it has disapeared
TermiGator: It's not the nose I'm worried about....
scriptorum: Apparently he used his nose to commit crimes against humanity.
bigbadsteve: he stuck it where he shouldnt have
Hector Vortac: Reminds me of an episode of Beverly Hillbillies where Jethro keeps sharpening knives while staring at a girl........
DHEK: He had plastic surgery on it. I guess it didn't go that well.
Kodeir: Ran away
Shannon Ferguson: lard
Geosmores: sold on ebay
Michel: He had a nose?
POvidiusNaso: It imploded when he insisted on having all his boogers and booger-inducing glands surgically removed.
dougpartridge: noone knows
suncrush: Nothing good or Holy.
Shakar: It found out that it was not the most expensive piece of his body so it left.
troken: no idea
szilaj: It fell down.
brainrob: He got a replaceable one, so he could change it according to his mood
zappothedude: plastic surgery
Dorque: Nope.
MisterCranky: He read an issue of Spiderman that featured Michael Morbius, and he couldn't resist.
lone: MJ's nose is being sucked into the black hole inside his head.
jasta6: it fell off.............................................................................
gameskeepllc: perhaps the baby he was dangling out a window bit it off....?
WatchmanX2000: not even the plastic surgeon knows that.
Debate: It inverted and turned into antimatter
Cavedog_pdx: He lost it defending the Earth from a Lovecraftian horror from another dimension.
toulouse: mind the gap
shebby: It fell off. Last seen in 1994.
red turtle: no
ZombyDawg: Diana Ross has it.
javelin98: Well, it all started when he decided he would rather be a twelve-year-old white girl...
GrandpaDave: If you don't know, you should shoot yourself.
southseasnurse: I think it's in a jar of formalin somewhere.
Legend Dan: It inverted.
skrutsch: no idea
chaddyboy_2000: It fell off, and ended up in your soup.
sourwyrm: fell off and glued back on
CDRodeffer: It's silicon.
puffinge: I'm not searching all those boy butts.
heli: Ms. Erli, you're late!
skelebone: It was caught in a garbage disposal and reconstructed from wood putty.
jttm: Jackson was reportedly screaming "I GOT OFF!" (and he wasn't referring to the court case either!)
Lord_Prussian: A lot of surgeries
Spielfreak: It's been MIA for years now.