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¿Question #4018?
reddogfive: Why ISN"T it "easy being green?"

ocdspectrum: Racism.
BOBBYCAN: Listen to the song.
the manatee: Because the crew of the Znutar keeps coming after you.
kathleenryan: ask Kermit
ricardofo: Because we aren't from mars
Spirit of 70: Because you have to spend each day the color of the leaves.
Woelf: Racial profiling isn't kind to "greenies".
SirEvelyn: Because Kermit said so.
DKahnt: its better than being blue
jannelle: Because we aren't frogs.
Little Dragon: Because blue is the natural color for creatures like us.
DHEK: Because you're of a different color than everyone else, so you're very noticeably different and may find it hard to fit in.
elirlandes: It is. Very.
TheArchAngel: I hate green
Eric Haas: Why are you asking me? Go ask Kermit.
West_Tiger: coz u are slime
POvidiusNaso: Beats me, but I bet the green-skins have a glass ceiling when they work at American Family. That's one thing.
Luthien: Because the acidic compound of the green paint eats your skin away.
Lothartvni: You ever tried being green?
anonInternetName: because the establishment is anti green :)
vampywife: cause everyone things you are horny
Znirk: Because the chlorophyll injections hurt quite a bit.
djlg: Bigotted blueys.
brainrob: Cos you have to make a bit of an effort
Big Bad Lex: Because its purple when its hard.
Winter Wolf: If you were dating Miss Piggy you'd be singing the blues , I mean the greens too.
orodreth: Everyone keeps wiping me with bleach.
Loquutus: You try dealing with Miss Piggy
mrspank: Because I'm not a frog.
jasta6: cause i'm pink'
Helenoftroy: Green was a metaphor for being black. Kermit was giving a great lesson on race and the importance of being yourself reguardless of color.
confuse_a_cat: All the other people would point and stare. Ask Braniac 5.
javelin98: Fungus hurts.
scriptorum: Listen to the whole song, damn you!
tragicpoet: colorblind people keep calling me grey
davedanger: I'M CHEAP, NOT EASY
ssmooth: Because it's "easy to be hard."
puffinge: It's just hard to be different.
MGoddess: Because being green means being sick
Lord_Prussian: Have you tried?
mrbeankc: Because green is the color of the trees
chaddyboy_2000: Because it would probably mean you're decomposing or something.
CDRodeffer: Oh, Kermit was just crying for attention.
jttm: Unless the force is your ally, you tend to get beaten up a lot.
skelebone: Vitamin D deficiency.