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¿Question #404?
shotokanguy: So is God dead, or is he just a heavy sleeper?

BOBBYCAN: I like the Ozzy song on this topic.
oldhoss: I see him over there cuddling up under the covers with Nietzsche.
bcooperok: I don't know. You poke him with a stick.
jmsmith2434: I heard that!
bloodyriz: In a coma I suspect.
Septic: Nope, he's dead.
Spirit of 70: Neither.
ricardofo: Niestzche is dead. God is only having mercy
Jatoha: neither
wdgrant: Who?
aleo09: alive and well
Cringing Dragon: Yes. Or neither. Take your pick.
Frubgarde: Doesn't exist. Never did. Deal with it folks, and try to stop filling your children's heads with that crap.
ZeroZilla: Not that you care, but there's an excellent reason for God's apparent inaction. What's more, that period of time is coming to an end ridiculously soon.
enfanta: Did he ever exist?
Myrdin T Sasnak: He is not for those that are awake.
Decorius: I think it is nap time.
DHEK: Maybe he just tends to not interfere regardless of what's going on. Kinda like Switzerland.
craniac: He's asleep, and we're his dreams.
Chris Page: On hold. Please stand by, and he will be with you at any moment. In the meantime, please relax and listen to the following product advertisements that we just know you'd love to buy....
KentuckyKid: Neither. See the song "I heard the bells on Christmas Day", H. W. Longfellow.
dmomo: Neither
lordzogat: Thsi may not be a valid question, who is to say its classified as a he/she or it?
Cut & Space: Which God are you reffering to?
cad614: He's working on another project.
FrozenHoHos: Someone once told me that God was a DJ. I kicked him.
Avatar_69: I don't think people understand God.. I suspect we all have the wrong idea.
mrspank: How can something that never existed be dead or asleep?
renvhoek: He's meditating
Kafka: Not dead.... never existed, never will.
Kazin: God recently disappeared in a puff of logic.
Arcadian Del Sol: maybe you're just not listening
rawdawg: there is no such thing
trigby: He was never alive.
Karlsen: Why the basic assumption in your question that a) he is a he not a she and b) exists in the first place?
LemonyFresh: Za?
confuse_a_cat: Nietzche had more philosophical contributions than "God is Dead" but this is all that people seem to remember. A lousy catchphrase.
Loquutus: You mean she?
fFish: /me points to jihad. I think he's hungover.
brainrob: Er ... he was pretty active last Sunday in my church ...
beakermyers: That presumes that god already exists. You left out an option.
xlorp: He's a temp with a bad attitude. That would explain everything.
GI Joe: Neither. God is alive and active in us.
POvidiusNaso: Hard to be dead if one never existed...or did (S)He?
Jackwraith: Dead as a doornail.
jellospike: He is gone to the next dimension
SeeMo: Don't ask silly questions. He was never born.
Lord_Prussian: He is very much alive.
The Unbeliever: 42
scriptorum: I refuse to answer on the grounds that I'm allergic to eternal damnation.
familygaming: Neither nor. His is very much alive and very much awake. In fact, He never sleeps.
skrutsch: no.
mandj2001: power naps = win
Belash: of the two possibilities, I'll guess heavy sleeper
WasQ: there isn't a God, only dice
Jern: Never existed
Quest22: That question assumes that there is a God. Given that hypothesis, and the general agreed upon definition of 'God' I don't think it is possible for God to be dead, so he must be sleeping...
toulouse: Just imaginary
Wintergoblin: He never exsisted to start with.
puffinge: zzzzzzzzz
AlorielLelyn: Well, he could be asleep. I hadn't considered that possibility before. Supposedly he created the world in 6 days, which we have come to find means 4 billion years or so. So if he's sleeping, we might not hear from him for what... 1000 years? Hopefully it's just a catnap.
DenverWolf: He's sleeping with one eye open.
kennyb: He's is busy with his Earth Mk II, cause this one was such a dud
gnomehome: Again ? Sigh.
buergerberatung: i hear no one snoring upstairs, so...
GuyHill: maybe
Blackwind: Who is this God person anyway?
thoia: Neither, but He is vengeful.
Snooze_uk: I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.
jttm: Who, dead?
CortexBomb: I think this was covered in a previous installment of philosophy
isolated: Is Nietzsche dead, or is he just a heavy sleeper?
djlg: He's dead.
Thlayli: sleeping
geberus: god is not dead
BobDodgerBlue: Neither, just Patient
Silbach: "Is that a parabole, or a very subtile joke?" C.T.D.
sdownin: Take a look in the mirror, and answer based on what you see. Because we are all God. Individually and collectively. God is waiting for us to open our eyes and realize this.
chaddyboy_2000: What is that supposed to mean? God is very alive, it's just whether you choose to accept him into your life or not. If you haven't accepted him, that's your loss.
netfilterz: God is dead and no-one cares...
Mosse: I think he's been in a coma since the Michael Jackson trial started...
Critical Mass: God is. Christ is risen.
Shakar: He's taking a nape.
snoozefest: neither
Debate: Very, very dead. It's almost as if he/she/it/they never existed. Oh right, he/she/it/they didn't ever exist.
queequeg: He's roaming
Jim_P: She never existed in the first place
RooieKazooie: He just has trouble getting up in the morning
Chris Tettamanti: Dead
Eric Haas: Neither
EYE of NiGHT: It doesn't exist. Grow up.
tragicpoet: Myths don't die, they are passed down from generation to generation
berserkley: He's there, nobody listens
Donkey Thong: Just snoozin'
Friendless: Dead dead dead.
seppo21: According to Piers Anthony, the question is moot, as he was replaced with a woman.
Hallow: alive and kicking
sumo: He's on vacation.
ValJor: There is no God. "God" was invented by very clever men some thousands of years ago to control the rabble.
viogression: Neither, he's wearing earplugs and a blindfold.
Bearcat89: I am the Lord, thy God and thou shalt have no other gods before me!
skelebone: Dead as doornail, which usually weren't living to begin with.
CDRodeffer: Neither
Xlyce: He is not dead, but Shotokanguy is getting close