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¿Question #4059?
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cowboycw: Over the hill to Grandmas house where she will cook the goat and share it with the fox and save some in the tin cans.
Cringing Dragon: To the underworld. They have several rivers there, if I recall my mythology correctly.
Vedantin: On a quest .. for a river.. nowards
Felimid: Strap them all inside of a nearby ICBM, launch ICBM. Within the first 1500 or 2000 miles, you're bound to cross *some* river.
pwilz: I don't know. Maybe to a &*^()*)&^&%^&^ river??
Frubgarde: Google Earth will show you all the available rivers. Until recently it also used to show a blob that was my cat asleep on my parents' shed.
GrimJester: Riverworld
thoia: somewhere that there's a river?
itjoe: Pack them all in a big box, ship them over to France, and cross the first available river.
Cornbread46: to the pub.
ZiggyZambo: a river?
jeffwolfe: Find someone with a copy of Carcassonne
DHEK: To the market to sell the fox, goat and tin cans. Then I'll go buy myself some new games with the money I've earned.
One Fat Pug: To the lake. Fill the cans with rocks; toss the cans, goat and fox into the bag; tie-off bag; throw into lake.
POvidiusNaso: I'll go to the gym.
produceguy1765: to find a river
vampywife: to find a river
frieque: I milk the goat for days, saving the milk in tin cans. Then I dump them all at once in a channel I've dug by hand. Then I grab the fox, goat, and cans,and jump over the milk river before it dries up.
arkibet: I pee behind the tree, and make my own river.
Sideburn: to the nearest water tap and start my own river
sdonohue: Cairo. If you've got to pick a river, might as well be a big one.
falloutfan: Off to see the wizard?
MisterCranky: I'd go to Alan Moon's house, and dump all that crap on his lawn. Then I'd wait for the police to arrive, at which point I'd throw my copy of Pony Express at them so hard they'd be vaporized.
FrozenHoHos: To grab the unused river tiles form my copy of Carcassonne.
confuse_a_cat: To the market.
defcon311: Home, where I free the fox, milk the goat and store the cans for my next trip to the recyclers.
WatchmanX2000: I have plenty of rivers handy and you know it. What kind of folderol is this Josh? You trying to create unanswerable questions again?
scriptorum: I throw the cans at your home windows until you open the door, at which point I set the fox on you. Meanwhile I have carnal relationships with the goat. Where was I?
xlorp: I go cry me a river!
janiera: no where
brainrob: Home
rawdawg: wow
Kazin: Make dinner. I seem to have ingredients already.
Chemik: To the butcher of course.
shawn_low: I'd take the sharp edge of the tin can to the animals' throats and send them on their way to the River Styx.
Famous Mortimer: The Land of Dairy Queen. At least we'll be treated right.
bigbadsteve: to find a beer
djlg: Downtown Riversville.
javelin98: Straight to the local pub and start drinking.
Yollege: Home
skrutsch: grab a hose a make one
ValJor: To Mr. Cranky, he always has fine ideas on how to solve impossible problems...
Legend Dan: Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get over it.
SabreRedleg: Mapquest
puffinge: Walmart
Lord_Prussian: To a river
chaddyboy_2000: To a river.
CDRodeffer: You're getting a bit whacky now.
GuyHill: lol!
skelebone: I'll yell until I get a little hoarse, and ride away on the horse.
Spielfreak: Rivers-R-Us?
jttm: To a luau.