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¿Question #4107?
Legend Dan: Can you help me?

PolarDad: How much do you need now?
BOBBYCAN: No. Sorry.
Skwib: I can vajazzle you.
NateStraight: No.
Fortune: It depends on what you're asking for.
dlaurent: no
Phil Fleischmann: If I can help you in any way at all, you're in serious trouble.
pwilz: Aisle 9.
pooterbug: It depends on what sort of help you need.
ricardofo: surely
randomguy132: Nope.
The Message: Now?
tickmanfan: I have the ability if that is what you are asking.
gmcash: probably not
Csigs: Yes. But I won't.
Alazabba: no are you in my brain
Neil Thomson: Well now that is a dangerous question
dogzard: I can't even help myself
Capitaine Grappin: Sure
Stevve15: Yeah I think so
Moenja: Depends
Eric Haas: I can. But, I'm not going to. You'll just have to figure it out for yourself.
DHEK: It depends. What help do you need?
bigbadsteve: nope, sorry
xlorp: Can you be helped?
BloodyJack: In a minute
POvidiusNaso: Only if you're on my way to work...
Geosmores: yes
Leo-T: no one can
TimTheEnchanter: no, but there is always religion to turn to
ZiggyZambo: doubt it
DHolte: No
Nandalfnarcoleptic: [draws sword] yes
Otterdance: What's that? Sorry I can't quite hear you. Ah well...
Znirk: Can I help you?
WatchmanX2000: I can. now ask if I will.
Deeghter: No, it's hopeless!
vetinari7878: Sorry, I'm off duty.
Loquutus: You are far beyond my help, sir.
fFish: /me flips a brother a twenty
dave45: No, you are beyond help ;-)
Igloo cool: Only you can hep yourself
ValJor: Yes, if it doesn't involve money. Or geekgold...
Tushratta: I'm sorry, but I think you may be beyond help. Perhaps you should take up a hobby.
ctgamer: God helps those that help themselves
bjonenplota: I might
skrutsch: with what?
XanderF: And they said the only stupid question....
puffinge: Ain't happenin', d00d.
djlg: Maybe.
mrbeankc: Sorry but we're closing.
jttm: I dunno. You sounds pretty screwed up.
skelebone: I seriously doubt it.
Lord_Prussian: Sure, I'll try. What do you need?
CortexBomb: Doubtful
chaddyboy_2000: No.
Spielfreak: Are your problems too numerous that you can't list them?
CDRodeffer: I might not be able to, but you might also check with the Internet Oracle, http://www.cs.indiana.edu/~oracle/